When GoT finale was on I told her not to go on facebook due to spoilers everywhere. She cant help herself and goes on facebook and gets everything spoiled for her I said "well, i told you" 
darkness66 - she'll make generalized statements about cocks, pretty much confirming that she used to be a slut lolUsed to be?
Lol
Someonestolemysocks -Haha! Yeah. Been there.darkness66 - she'll make generalized statements about cocks, pretty much confirming that she used to be a slut lolUsed to be?
Lol
Someonestolemysocks -lol vtfudarkness66 - she'll make generalized statements about cocks, pretty much confirming that she used to be a slut lolUsed to be?
Lol
She's the best girl I've ever dated, and isn't dumb, but still does some dumb stuff.
Like we're making lasagne, I'm starving and she's half-cooking the pasta sheets one by one, like putting one in the water, waiting 5 mins then taking it out and putting the next one in. She's an amazing cook, but every meal takes around 5-10x too long. Something I'd make in 5 mins, she'll make in 45mins, if it takes me 15 mins, it'll take her 2hs.
I've been getting her lifting recently (squats squats squats) and she asked me "if I keep lifting, will I get bigger hands and feet?"…"lolwut?"…."well you're muscles are bigger than mine, but so are your hands and feet - I don't want to get big hands and feet like you. Do squats make your feet bigger?". Is this real life?
Also, not really dumb but just terrible motor skills. Like teaching a male friend to squat with OK form takes all of 5 mins. I've squatted with her maybe five times now, and she still has all her weight in her toes. There's only so many times you can say "weight in your heels, weight in your heels, weight in your heels" before you just feel like you're berating her.
She leaves lights and appliances on all the time when nobody is home. Fucking loon.
crazydave -Lol I do this and it drives my husband mad
She leaves lights and appliances on all the time when nobody is home. Fucking loon.
ryans -I feel stressed out for you. Sounds a lot like my girlfriend. Now I'm gonna be all pissed at my gf for no reason. Thanks....jk
She's the best girl I've ever dated, and isn't dumb, but still does some dumb stuff.
Like we're making lasagne, I'm starving and she's half-cooking the pasta sheets one by one, like putting one in the water, waiting 5 mins then taking it out and putting the next one in. She's an amazing cook, but every meal takes around 5-10x too long. Something I'd make in 5 mins, she'll make in 45mins, if it takes me 15 mins, it'll take her 2hs.
I've been getting her lifting recently (squats squats squats) and she asked me "if I keep lifting, will I get bigger hands and feet?"…"lolwut?"…."well you're muscles are bigger than mine, but so are your hands and feet - I don't want to get big hands and feet like you. Do squats make your feet bigger?". Is this real life?
Also, not really dumb but just terrible motor skills. Like teaching a male friend to squat with OK form takes all of 5 mins. I've squatted with her maybe five times now, and she still has all her weight in her toes. There's only so many times you can say "weight in your heels, weight in your heels, weight in your heels" before you just feel like you're berating her.
garrote - I don't have a chick, but many of exes have done this:Women have no idea what ready means. In my girl's mind, she's ready when she has 5 minutes of prepping left. Just yesterday we're getting ready to go out and she's giving me shit that we're late and that she's ready and waiting for me. My daughter is already opening the door to leave and my gf goes "Wait, daddy isn't ready yet" obviously as a dig at me as I'm putting on my shoes in the bedroom. I walk out ready, and there she is running around doing a million different things to get ready. So my daughter opens the door again seeing as I'm now ready, and I go "wait a minute, mommy isn't really ready" it was awesome.
We're getting ready to go somewhere. I'm done fast so I'm on the couch waiting and watching TV. 30 minutes go by and she she's putting her earrings in, she says "Are you almost ready?"
The fuck? I've been ready. Are YOU fucking ready??
Jesus Christ. Now pissed off. Thanks OP.
Pebli -Mine used to be constantly on my case about it. Somehow in the last few months she's become 50 times worse than I ever was. The walk in closet light is on with the door closed ALL THE TIME. Same with the washer/dryer closet and the entrance closet. There is literally never a time that I walk into the bedroom and don't have to shut the closet light.crazydave -Lol I do this and it drives my husband mad
She leaves lights and appliances on all the time when nobody is home. Fucking loon.
garrote - I don't have a chick, but many of exes have done this:This is the worsf
We're getting ready to go somewhere. I'm done fast so I'm on the couch waiting and watching TV. 30 minutes go by and she she's putting her earrings in, she says "Are you almost ready?"
The fuck? I've been ready. Are YOU fucking ready??
Jesus Christ. Now pissed off. Thanks OP.
BJTT_MrAntichrist -Worst* goddamnit.garrote - I don't have a chick, but many of exes have done this:This is the worsf
We're getting ready to go somewhere. I'm done fast so I'm on the couch waiting and watching TV. 30 minutes go by and she she's putting her earrings in, she says "Are you almost ready?"
The fuck? I've been ready. Are YOU fucking ready??
Jesus Christ. Now pissed off. Thanks OP.
Also my lady friend and I have very opposite sleep schedules, for instance it's 6:30 AM here and she is getting ready to start her day while I have not been to sleep yet, but on her days off if I'm still working she will come in and out of the room over and over again, taking absolutely no care to try to do it quietly even though she knows I'm a light sleeper. I don't get much sleep anyway, so that shit really bothers me
Getting takeaway.
"What do you want?" I'll say, passing her the menu. "Nothing really, I'm not very hungry".
Food arrives. Bitch eats half of mine.
FUUUUUUUU
She doesn't know what she wants to eat but everything I suggest doesn't sound good.
BumSpud - Getting takeaway.
"What do you want?" I'll say, passing her the menu. "Nothing really, I'm not very hungry".
Food arrives. Bitch eats half of mine.
FUUUUUUUU
She thinks you're fat and is secretly trying to save you from yourself.
"The walk in closet light is on with the door closed ALL THE TIME. Same with the washer/dryer closet and the entrance closet. There is literally never a time that I walk into the bedroom and don't have to shut the closet light."
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New thread: dumb stuff men complain about?
TFK_Fanboy -I never ask what she wants, because no woman knows what they want. The correct question is. "What do you not want? "panic686 - She doesn't know what she wants to eat but everything I suggest doesn't sound good.That's an easy fix
"hey, thinking about going to get food? Any place specific you want?"
Her response anything but listing a place?
"Ok, I'm going to Applebee's. You have until I get there to text me what you want if you want something"
They'll learn to make a decision
Or just go where you want and they will find something there or starve. Whatever. .
ryans -Suggest posting toes out slightly, sit back instead of straight down and press knees outward on the way down. If she does this no way she can keep pressure on her toes.
She's the best girl I've ever dated, and isn't dumb, but still does some dumb stuff.
Like we're making lasagne, I'm starving and she's half-cooking the pasta sheets one by one, like putting one in the water, waiting 5 mins then taking it out and putting the next one in. She's an amazing cook, but every meal takes around 5-10x too long. Something I'd make in 5 mins, she'll make in 45mins, if it takes me 15 mins, it'll take her 2hs.
I've been getting her lifting recently (squats squats squats) and she asked me "if I keep lifting, will I get bigger hands and feet?"…"lolwut?"…."well you're muscles are bigger than mine, but so are your hands and feet - I don't want to get big hands and feet like you. Do squats make your feet bigger?". Is this real life?
Also, not really dumb but just terrible motor skills. Like teaching a male friend to squat with OK form takes all of 5 mins. I've squatted with her maybe five times now, and she still has all her weight in her toes. There's only so many times you can say "weight in your heels, weight in your heels, weight in your heels" before you just feel like you're berating her.
brushes her teeth before breakfast
jasperb -ryans -Suggest posting toes out slightly, sit back instead of straight down and press knees outward on the way down. If she does this no way she can keep pressure on her toes.
She's the best girl I've ever dated, and isn't dumb, but still does some dumb stuff.
Like we're making lasagne, I'm starving and she's half-cooking the pasta sheets one by one, like putting one in the water, waiting 5 mins then taking it out and putting the next one in. She's an amazing cook, but every meal takes around 5-10x too long. Something I'd make in 5 mins, she'll make in 45mins, if it takes me 15 mins, it'll take her 2hs.
I've been getting her lifting recently (squats squats squats) and she asked me "if I keep lifting, will I get bigger hands and feet?"…"lolwut?"…."well you're muscles are bigger than mine, but so are your hands and feet - I don't want to get big hands and feet like you. Do squats make your feet bigger?". Is this real life?
Also, not really dumb but just terrible motor skills. Like teaching a male friend to squat with OK form takes all of 5 mins. I've squatted with her maybe five times now, and she still has all her weight in her toes. There's only so many times you can say "weight in your heels, weight in your heels, weight in your heels" before you just feel like you're berating her.
Thanks and VU!