For me when I was watching Pride fights my grandma walks in and asks "is this a league for gay fighters?" All because the organization was called Pride. 
I know it's generic but I've heard it a few times whenever their grappling; for the guy on top "why doesn't he just punch the shit out of him" or the guy on bottom "just stand up"
Dumbest thing out of most is what they would do in this or that situation. 
At ufc 159. The guy I was sitting next to said "this guy is a judo guy so he should be able to kick well". Since then I watch fights by myself at home
"I'm voting for Jill Stein."
"Dana White would gogoplata Wladimir Klitschko."
A guy at work told me Herb Dean was on ESPN saying RR threw the fight with Holly because rematches make more Money.
Can you throw someone over the cage ?
"I'd rather get kicked in the balls than the leg"
Floor seats at KZ vs Poirier. Gentleman explaining the devastation of leg kicks to his friend.
stcpm02 - I know it's generic but I've heard it a few times whenever their grappling; for the guy on top "why doesn't he just punch the shit out of him" or the guy on bottom "just stand up"I hear that a lot as well
Mostly it's the "that's the gay sport where the rub their balls on each others faces, right?" bullshit from idiots who would get Triangled by most white belts.
I was at an early UFC and a fighter just won by armbar, and some guy in front of me, who seemed to be trying to impress his bodies with how much he knew about "Ultimate Fighting" yells out "he got him in a scissor lock!"
And yeah, even now, I hear people say shit like "He's already on top, why doesn't he just hit the guy?"
And a former boss of mine said something like "How can this shit be legal with everything we know about concussions in football?"
?n for more hilarity, also there were more threads like this created, they had some funny things in it. ?f someone could lead me to it, would be cool.
With that said:
"Just sidestep the takedown!"
Causal lad bible/sun reader wankers
"Stand up and fight like a man"
"Just gays hugging each other "
" these skinny guys can't punch, this is shit"
Other random people/crap
UFC is fake
UFC is gay
Do you do UFC? My mate does UFC
UFC guys can't fight
UFC is for nerds
Best thing I have ever seen
Was at s club around 2010 in the smoking area( have not smoked since 2011 )
Noticed this little weasel getting gobby with a massive fat bouncer. Who was talking to us about watching UFC that night after work, at the time I was a casual fan so was having a chat.
Anyway this little retard started slapping this bouncer and saying, mate, I know UFC I will tko you with a superman punch mate.
Which made me piss my self, the douch jumps, bearhug style at the bouncer and is just hugging him, gets bear hugged by the bouncer to the barriers and chucked over them to the floor, gets up and says, you only did that cause you knew I was gonna sleeper hold you bruv. Then walks off limping lol
I love idiots!
I'm not going to edit the above " s club " hope uk fans will have a lol
138 - Causal lad bible/sun reader wankersJesus Christ I would have died laughing. Tards always seem to make my day also.
"Stand up and fight like a man"
"Just gays hugging each other "
" these skinny guys can't punch, this is shit"
Other random people/crap
UFC is fake
UFC is gay
Do you do UFC? My mate does UFC
UFC guys can't fight
UFC is for nerds
Best thing I have ever seen
Was at s club around 2010 in the smoking area( have not smoked since 2011 )
Noticed this little weasel getting gobby with a massive fat bouncer. Who was talking to us about watching UFC that night after work, at the time I was a casual fan so was having a chat.
Anyway this little retard started slapping this bouncer and saying, mate, I know UFC I will tko you with a superman punch mate.
Which made me piss my self, the douch jumps, bearhug style at the bouncer and is just hugging him, gets bear hugged by the bouncer to the barriers and chucked over them to the floor, gets up and says, you only did that cause you knew I was gonna sleeper hold you bruv. Then walks off limping lol
I love idiots!
"These UFC guys aren't real martial artists and couldn't compete with true martial artists."
- 50-60 year old long time Akido practitioner
"Maybe CM Punk won't lose immediately."
I had someone try to explain how Bruce Lee would easily destroy any mma fighter.
Stupidnewbie - "Maybe CM Punk won't lose immediately."This. Funnily enough it's actually coming from so called MMA fans as well, who coincidentally, should know better.
If you think a guy who's trained for a year, is an older guy and a one tab white belt is going to be remotely competitive against a young and legitimate brown belt then you've either just started watching MMA or you will never get it.