EA UFC = Best Spammer WINS

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Just played two games of this shit in ranked matches.

I'm using legit boxing, 112's 232, 343, in and out movement, slips and it's all fucking useless in this game. Because my opponent is a retard who looks like a cocaine addict playing street fighter 2 on an old school arcade machine. Literally throwing well over a 100 strikes a round in succession with maybe a 3 second break here or there.

Don't come at me with that parry shit either. I do it, occasionally rock them, but most of the time, they get rewarded for their spam and end up with a one shot KO after I hurt them 6 times in one round. It's terrible.

Even when you play someone who doesn't spam it ends up a fucken parry session. Fuck combos and movement, people just wait for you to throw a strike so they can constantly parry. Apparently everyone is fucken Neo with their magical brush my punch aside bullshit.

If you try to fight in this game like you would IRL you are shit out of luck. Oh you slipped a punch and landed a nice combo, no damage done. Oh you hit the guy coming in with a big hook, no damage. Straights LOL, the fuck are those, we only throw fucken spin capoeira kicks in this bitch.

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Remember it's a video game and you will be OK Phone Post 3.0

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Let them run out of stamina, then barrage them with punches.
(Make sure you have stamina)
KO 9/10 Phone Post 3.0

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you can't parry capoeira kicks? lol

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Spinning shit imo Phone Post 3.0

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The waiting for their stamina to go down works great. Also mix up your combos with leg kicks seems to help a lot too. Phone Post 3.0

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Skipping this generation to raise small children...but I'll kick all your asses in four to five years ya cunts!! Phone Post 3.0

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These things matter in real life Phone Post 3.0

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Malvert the Janitor - Skipping this generation to raise small children...but I'll kick all your asses in four to five years ya cunts!! Phone Post 3.0
You're on bro. Ill take on you and your kids at the same time! Phone Post 3.0

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I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0

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Tallywacker24 - I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0
Vtfd for leaving it in the hands of the judges. Phone Post 3.0

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Tallywacker24 - I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0
Never leave it in the hands of the judges. Phone Post 3.0

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Tallywacker24 - I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0
Have you never watched the UFC? That's common Phone Post 3.0

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I tend to fight pretty realistic and it rewards me. Leg kicks are HUGE in this game. They throw your opponent off and stun then for a second. And someone above me was right if some one is spamming all you have to do is keep a full tank and when they has swarm then. You'll rock or drop them a lot. Mix up high and low shots. Phone Post 3.0

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Tallywacker24 - I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0
How did you manage that? I've only seen the second round like 3 times. Phone Post 3.0

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Ufc 2010 Brock lesnar standing elbows Phone Post 3.0

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Fryedtakyama owns me, it's normal -
Tallywacker24 - I beat the shit out of a dude for 5 rounds. I had at least double in every single stat except for ground passes which he had me by about 3 to 1. He didn't do shit to me on the ground other than pass and then get pushed off. They gave him the fucking decision. Phone Post 3.0
How did you manage that? I've only seen the second round like 3 times. Phone Post 3.0
He did a lot of running and side stepping. And a ridiculous amount of failed takedowns. I felt like such a child screaming at the TV after the judges decision. But I did give the game props for the realism of shitty ass judges. Phone Post 3.0

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thefink - Let him bang bro Phone Post 3.0
Answer is correct 99% of the time. Phone Post 3.0

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IWantToSpearBritney - Let them run out of stamina, then barrage them with punches.
(Make sure you have stamina)
KO 9/10 Phone Post 3.0
This. Pressure them, every time their stamina is down back them up. 2/3 times doing this and they'll be against the cage with no stamina and no hope. Literally just won 3 back to back to get promoted back to Black Belt thanks to these idiots gassing themselves within seconds.

And much as people deride the league system, I haven't come across one spammer in around 50 fights in the Black Belt league Phone Post 3.0

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You say you're slipping, but are you ripping?