Each UFC fight in one sentence (game)

Rules, for each fight on the card you are only allowed to post one short sentence. Ill start.

UFC 142
Felipe Arantes vs. Antonio Carvalho: Good fight.
Ricardo Funch vs. Mike Pyle: The Brazilian crowd is retarded.
Yuri Alcantara vs. Michihiro Omigawa: That was fucked up.
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Ednaldo Oliveira: An Educated fan could have predicted that.
Thiago Tavares vs. Sam Stout: Super close.
Edson Barboza vs. Terry Etim: HOLY SHIT!!!
Erick Silva vs. Carlo Prater: Erick Silva got completely robbed by the ref.
Rousimar Palhares vs. Mike Massenzio: Deja vu.
Vitor Belfort vs. States Anthony Johnson: Miragliotta seriously should be suspended for standing up the fight every single time it went to the ground.
José Aldo vs. Chad Mendes: Aldo Whooped that ass.

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