Eaten Alive : discovery channel/ anaconda eats man

Sunday December 7

Anaconda eats man alive ...!! What the????

Discovery channel

Enter the belly of the beast / mega week


Dudes get eaten by anaconda Phone Post 3.0

More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.

I would let it eat me then I'd try and escape out its arsehole

I miss when discovery has intelligent programming on its networks. TLC doesn't even pretend to be anything but a ridiculous reality show network now. Phone Post 3.0

I No Kung Foo - More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.
He's wearing some suit and goes in the belly .... Crazy Phone Post 3.0

This has to be a mockumentary like that megalodon abortion Phone Post 3.0

I No Kung Foo - More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.
From the ad, it appears that he has some sort of pressure/diving suit on to withstand the pressure of the snake. He's going to get eaten by a fucking snake! Phone Post 3.0

lormpino -
I No Kung Foo - More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.
He's wearing some suit and goes in the belly .... Crazy Phone Post 3.0
Wtf Phone Post 3.0

Is it David Blaine? Phone Post 3.0

He must have had BUNS!!! Phone Post 3.0

Darth Ryase - 
lormpino -
I No Kung Foo - More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.
He's wearing some suit and goes in the belly .... Crazy Phone Post 3.0
Wtf Phone Post 3.0

The fuck is this world comin too?

I No Kung Foo -
Darth Ryase - 
lormpino -
I No Kung Foo - More like, killed and THEN eaten. They squeeze their prey, bro.
He's wearing some suit and goes in the belly .... Crazy Phone Post 3.0
Wtf Phone Post 3.0

The fuck is this world comin too?
No idea , but I'll watch Phone Post 3.0

VinegarStrokes - I miss when discovery has intelligent programming on its networks. TLC doesn't even pretend to be anything but a ridiculous reality show network now. Phone Post 3.0
What do you mean? TLC has Sarah Palin, bro. Phone Post 3.0

I don't know about "pressure suits"....could you handle the full weight of a school bus (and likely much, much more in the case of an Anaconda large enough to swallow a man) focused on your torso in a pressure suit? How would it stand up to dozens of needles that can penetrate leather easily?


Aside from that I could list multiple other reasons this just doesn't seem likely to work. Especially with a conda.




Also it would involve pulling the guy back out, basically forcing the snake to regurgitate a huge mass, which can cause all sorts of health risks for the animal and would just be fucked up.



I can only hope this will be more horse shit like their Megalodon and mermaid "documentaries".

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How much longer til sharknado 3?

It's real Phone Post 3.0

No snake in the world could eat a man wearing that big suit. Plus, they wouldn't even try because it's all plastic or metal. It will still be fun to see him fuck with the snake until it gets pissed and attacks him! lol

SHUTD0WN - He must have had BUNS!!! Phone Post 3.0
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns SON!!! Phone Post 3.0