Ebola or rabies?

What would you prefer?

Survival rate is better with ebola, isn't it?

But I'm still undecided. Phone Post 3.0

Put your hands together Phone Post 3.0

Ebola, hands down.

That's a classic medical school question: What's the most fatal infectious disease. People undoubtedly say ebola or HIV.

The correct answer is rabies. Only a handful of people have ever survived it.

Gforce - Ebola, hands down.

That's a classic medical school question: What's the most fatal infectious disease. People undoubtedly say ebola or HIV.

The correct answer is rabies. Only a handful of people have ever survived it.


But, 



99.99999999% chance of dying running around biting people and being scared of water



vs



98.4% chance of dying bleeding out of your ass.



Still kind of a toss up imo.

How much are you selling each for?

Musashi -
@ 1:37 the nurse flinches to avoid getting bitten.

In all, I assume/hope modern medicine can make these 5 days way more comfortable than that.

I still think I'll go with rabies.


Or ebola. Phone Post 3.0

Soup Nazi -


How much are you selling each for?

PM sent. Phone Post 3.0

I'll take rabies. If it's good enough for my dog, it's good enough for me. Phone Post 3.0

If you pick rabies, and someone asks you to take a walk in the woods.
DON'T DO IT! Phone Post 3.0

Musashi - 
CDarwin -  98.4% chance of dying bleeding out of your ass.

 



Still kind of a toss up imo.

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Hm. That could swing the vote. 17% chance of not assbleeding to death (just assbleeding in agony for a while I assume) vs almost certain death...

 

However, after wathing the documentary on Discovery about the American chick that survived rabies due to some improvised induced coma treatment that worked I wonder what the present day survival rate really is for advanced stages of rabies these days in the west.

Was it a fluke success story or would it work for me too if I opt for rabies?

Pfft. Everyone knows gay sex provides immunity to ebola and rabies Phone Post 3.0

So it's not like HIV, where raping babies gets you immune? (Like some folks think in South Africa...)

Reading up on this shit I feel kind of bad for making joke of it, sort of.

Stay the fuck away from west Africa is the hint here! And, stay similarly away from rabid bats while you're at it too!

Ebola fatality rate is around 50-60%. Rabies fatality rate is around 99.98%.

You would have to idiot to take rabies. Phone Post 3.0

Rabies = Zombie virus.

If you have Ebola in the U.S. you will survive. Treatment is a million times better than Africa. Africa just puts tussin on it Phone Post 3.0

HAWKZILLA - If you have Ebola in the U.S. you will survive. Treatment is a million times better than Africa. Africa just puts tussin on it Phone Post 3.0


OK, so what about:



Rabies in the US



vs



Ebola in the Africa



?



If you don't choose you get both.

CDarwin -
HAWKZILLA - If you have Ebola in the U.S. you will survive. Treatment is a million times better than Africa. Africa just puts tussin on it Phone Post 3.0


OK, so what about:



Rabies in the US



vs



Ebola in the Africa



?



If you don't choose you get both.

Shit now we're talking.....

I think rabies? Just feel the odds would be better in the states Phone Post 3.0

Ebola, I know of somebody that died of rabies from a bat bite, horrendous fucking death Phone Post 3.0

showbizconnor - Ebola, I know of somebody that died of rabies from a bat bite, horrendous fucking death Phone Post 3.0


Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!



Please tell!



And, I don't mean this as a disrespectful request here. RIP to ypur friend!