Eddie Vedder Reveals One Night Stand in Elevator ("This is Crazy")

'The person I was with, we were playing music for three hours. I was on the drums, he was on the guitar and then we swapped.

‘Then he was going to drive me home and we had sex in the elevator. I mean it was so sexy. It was amazing. It’s not that I didn’t like him, I had met him that day or whatever and was like, “this is crazy”’.

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Thought the top text was from vedders point of view and he buttfucked some dude in an elevator

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That’s what I thought at first…I was like WTF

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Mark Wahlberg Reaction GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

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Same here. Then at first glance of the pics of the woman at the bottom and my next thought was… wait he’s a woman now?

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Damn I went 45 seconds thinking eddie was a pickle kissing fudge packer

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Lmfao. I havent seen him in a while and im glaring at that pic thinking……he weird looking.

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I am sure Eddie’s wife is just fine with this.

His legs spread out between me

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That’s the face he gives you after he rapes you in a stuck elevator right before the firemen extract you.

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Some dike got fingered in an elevator. Stop the presses. This news is groundbreaking.