Ever Banged a Single Mom and Regretted it?

Please tell me your horror stories.

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Please tell me your horror stories...

RockTheVote - Regret? Lol. Phone Post 3.0
Lol this Phone Post 3.0

Nope. Never banged one without letting her know I didn't wanna be step daddy. Phone Post 3.0

Daughter walked in. I was fucking her sideways, so I stayed inside of her while she told her daughter to go back to bed. I finished once the kid left, and I was gone. Phone Post 3.0

The only regrettable sex is prison sex.

HillWilliam - The only regrettable sex is prison sex.
You misspelled perfect Phone Post 3.0

Alright.........

 

Met a 7/10 at the club when I was a younger man. I was a gentleman so I took her out to the parking lot of the West Edmonton Mall "Nashville's" and ate her pussy in my truck. Her friends interupped by banging on the windows. I ignored them as much as possible but couldn't aquire a hard-on with all the knocking on the windows. She came on my face and left me her phone number.

I gave her a call about a week later. She lived out of Edmonton about an hour. I worked in the oilfiled. We talked a couple of times but didn't have a chance to meet up before I was shipped out to Hinton to work. We talked while I was away a couple times and she asked for a mailing adress. I gave it to her. A week later I recieved what I can only call a "Penthouse letter" written about me and her from this fine young lady. This letter was so graphic I could not fucking believe the words were written by this girl. It was her fantasy of our next meeting.

   Being a gentleman I immediatly brought the letter to work to show my buddies. They were in awe. Everyone was excited for me to bang this chick and tell them about it. Well about 3 weeks later it happened.

On my days off she drove down to see me and do some fucking. It was pretty awesome, we did everything that was in the letter and more, she was wild. While we were fucking I felt wet everywhere, It was dark, and in the moment I didn't pay to much attention to it. But after I fired my load I went to the bathroom to clean up. To my horror I was covered head-to-toe in menstration. I mean it looked like I was Scarface in the batthroom after his Cousin was cut up with the chainsaw. HEAD TO TOE. I was mortified.

   I have done some fucking on rags before, but nothing had ever been like this. It was a horror show. I jumped in the shower and washed off while watching the blood circle down the drain. It was an eye opener to my lifestyle, I can still remember how I felt watching all that blood wash off.

So After cleaning up I went to the bedroom and made a BIG MISTAKE, I turned o the lights. There is this broad laying there looking like a murder victim, My bed and her were completely covered in blood ( there was even menstration on the walls I found cleaning later). I yelled "Holy fuck, look at this shit, you could have mentioned you were ragging before we got going". She said she knew it , but wanted me so bad she didn't want to say anything. I told her to grab her shit and get in the shower so I could clean up my murder scene of a bedroom .

 

After she got out of the shower and my sheets were in the garbage ( needed a new matress later as well). I gave her the boot. Sent her packing.

 

She phoned the next day and said she was sorry ( I must have either looked like I was in severe shock or was pissed when she left). I said " no problem shit happens" . She said she was staying in town and wanted to come over again. I passed on the offer and she was pissed. She yelled at me through the phone expalining that she had packed up and moved her kids down to Edmonton so she could be with me. Now I am thinking WTF.

I told her that it wasn't going to go any further than it had ( awesome in bed, but I could not look at her after all the blood). SHE WAS PISSED. She kept phoning and leaving messages, I kept ignoring. This chick really thought she was just going to fuck me, then move her kids into my place. She was batshit crazy, never have I dealt with a crazier woman. She phoned for quite a while before giving up with one final nasty message telling me what a dick I am and how she has to find a place for her and her kids now ( WTF).

Never saw her again, and never banged a chick on her rag again. That might make me less of a man, but I can accept that. I can't accept being a main character in a horror movie ever again.

ehh not really regret but last weekend i was fucking this single mom and her daughter was in the next room balling her eyes out...i was just like wtf and finished and stayed around for about 20 minutes after while she went into her daughters room and spanked the hel out of her..i was like ugghh and i left..

i dunno how any of you gys manage to stick around with single moms..

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Nope no ragrets namsaying ;) Phone Post 3.0

Met this chick at a bar, ended up going back to her place because it was closer and we were both shit faced drunk. We get there and continue drinking and are in her living room smoking out of this sick Jerome Baker bong, so she ends up unzipping my pants and starts blowing me while I'm watching Sportscenter with one eye. Hear some noise near the front door, instantly think she has a boyfriend or some shit, I immediately jump up and almost cut my dick on her teeth. She laughs tells me not to worry about him, so I think it's her dog or cat. Blow Job continues and I eventually end up fucking her all over her apartment. I'm not talking about pornstar type sex, I mean some efukt shit loud, wet, verbally abusive and even went ass to mouth a couple of times. So after this goes on for about 2 hours I fall asleep butt ass naked in her bed.

Wake up and see this teenager just staring at me, sprawled out ass naked on his moms bed with a look of disgust and rage. It startles the fuck out of me, so I panic and she tells me not to worry he's cool with it. I think if I would have slept for another 10 minutes I might have been killed. I feel extremely awkward as I try to hang out for a bit, but eventually leave and avoid her like the plague. Regret the fuck out of it because I had a single mother and put myself in his shoes. Now I see him 1-2x per-week because he works at the only grocery store near my house.

The murder scene one....

I wish I had not read that one.





Not a fan of the old Iron bath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ighZ_fFs92I

thewellhungarian -


Alright.........



 



Met a 7/10 at the club when I was a younger man. I was a gentleman so I took her out to the parking lot of the West Edmonton Mall "Nashville's" and ate her pussy in my truck. Her friends interupped by banging on the windows. I ignored them as much as possible but couldn't aquire a hard-on with all the knocking on the windows. She came on my face and left me her phone number.



I gave her a call about a week later. She lived out of Edmonton about an hour. I worked in the oilfiled. We talked a couple of times but didn't have a chance to meet up before I was shipped out to Hinton to work. We talked while I was away a couple times and she asked for a mailing adress. I gave it to her. A week later I recieved what I can only call a "Penthouse letter" written about me and her from this fine young lady. This letter was so graphic I could not fucking believe the words were written by this girl. It was her fantasy of our next meeting.



   Being a gentleman I immediatly brought the letter to work to show my buddies. They were in awe. Everyone was excited for me to bang this chick and tell them about it. Well about 3 weeks later it happened.



On my days off she drove down to see me and do some fucking. It was pretty awesome, we did everything that was in the letter and more, she was wild. While we were fucking I felt wet everywhere, It was dark, and in the moment I didn't pay to much attention to it. But after I fired my load I went to the bathroom to clean up. To my horror I was covered head-to-toe in menstration. I mean it looked like I was Scarface in the batthroom after his Cousin was cut up with the chainsaw. HEAD TO TOE. I was mortified.



   I have done some fucking on rags before, but nothing had ever been like this. It was a horror show. I jumped in the shower and washed off while watching the blood circle down the drain. It was an eye opener to my lifestyle, I can still remember how I felt watching all that blood wash off.



So After cleaning up I went to the bedroom and made a BIG MISTAKE, I turned o the lights. There is this broad laying there looking like a murder victim, My bed and her were completely covered in blood ( there was even menstration on the walls I found cleaning later). I yelled "Holy fuck, look at this shit, you could have mentioned you were ragging before we got going". She said she knew it , but wanted me so bad she didn't want to say anything. I told her to grab her shit and get in the shower so I could clean up my murder scene of a bedroom .



 



After she got out of the shower and my sheets were in the garbage ( needed a new matress later as well). I gave her the boot. Sent her packing.



 



She phoned the next day and said she was sorry ( I must have either looked like I was in severe shock or was pissed when she left). I said " no problem shit happens" . She said she was staying in town and wanted to come over again. I passed on the offer and she was pissed. She yelled at me through the phone expalining that she had packed up and moved her kids down to Edmonton so she could be with me. Now I am thinking WTF.



I told her that it wasn't going to go any further than it had ( awesome in bed, but I could not look at her after all the blood). SHE WAS PISSED. She kept phoning and leaving messages, I kept ignoring. This chick really thought she was just going to fuck me, then move her kids into my place. She was batshit crazy, never have I dealt with a crazier woman. She phoned for quite a while before giving up with one final nasty message telling me what a dick I am and how she has to find a place for her and her kids now ( WTF).



Never saw her again, and never banged a chick on her rag again. That might make me less of a man, but I can accept that. I can't accept being a main character in a horror movie ever again.

Sounds like you lost a keeper lol Phone Post 3.0

I banged a mom before, actually it was a chick I went to school with. I could of bang then but I was with my ex. Anyway a few years later she got pregnant an had a boy. I went back to California for a three week vacation. Got in touch with her, her boy was 2 years old. The first time I fucked her, was in my buddies car. He let me borrow his car. After we were done, she got all lovely dubyy and what not it creep me out. I regret it because she was on my nuts. A few days later she comes to my moms house to say hi real quick. Instead I get a nice blow job. The last day I was in California she came over again, I fucked her again. Then she posted all over Facebook on how she was in love with me. I came back home, she would call daily. It got pretty bad. The voicemail and text messages I would receive were insane lol I still talk to her but I would not bang again. I'll post pictures of her in a bit. Phone Post 3.0

I'm 34 and as long as I can tap younger chicks I'm gonna keep doing it...with that said it's getting harder and harder regardless of age to find a damn woman that doesn't have a kid Phone Post 3.0

sleepy_Man2323 - I banged a mom before, actually it was a chick I went to school with. I could of bang then but I was with my ex. Anyway a few years later she got pregnant an had a boy. I went back to California for a three week vacation. Got in touch with her, her boy was 2 years old. The first time I fucked her, was in my buddies car. He let me borrow his car. After we were done, she got all lovely dubyy and what not it creep me out. I regret it because she was on my nuts. A few days later she comes to my moms house to say hi real quick. Instead I get a nice blow job. The last day I was in California she came over again, I fucked her again. Then she posted all over Facebook on how she was in love with me. I came back home, she would call daily. It got pretty bad. The voicemail and text messages I would receive were insane lol I still talk to her but I would not bang again. I'll post pictures of her in a bit. Phone Post 3.0
http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad167/Moisesm23/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/10620509_327793467415733_2005876727175433372_n_zpsts9yh40_edit_1417909112738_zpspfggga79.jpg

http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad167/Moisesm23/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/10154371_353133648215048_3482361458038915939_n_zps4lk66cb_edit_1417909076416_zpsz6zbrjp4.jpg Phone Post 3.0

sleepy_Man2323 -
sleepy_Man2323 - I banged a mom before, actually it was a chick I went to school with. I could of bang then but I was with my ex. Anyway a few years later she got pregnant an had a boy. I went back to California for a three week vacation. Got in touch with her, her boy was 2 years old. The first time I fucked her, was in my buddies car. He let me borrow his car. After we were done, she got all lovely dubyy and what not it creep me out. I regret it because she was on my nuts. A few days later she comes to my moms house to say hi real quick. Instead I get a nice blow job. The last day I was in California she came over again, I fucked her again. Then she posted all over Facebook on how she was in love with me. I came back home, she would call daily. It got pretty bad. The voicemail and text messages I would receive were insane lol I still talk to her but I would not bang again. I'll post pictures of her in a bit. Phone Post 3.0
http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad167/Moisesm23/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/10620509_327793467415733_2005876727175433372_n_zpsts9yh40_edit_1417909112738_zpspfggga79.jpg

http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad167/Moisesm23/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-12/10154371_353133648215048_3482361458038915939_n_zps4lk66cb_edit_1417909076416_zpsz6zbrjp4.jpg Phone Post 3.0
If a blue can do the work for me Phone Post 3.0

Baby daddy rolled up as I was leaving, must've been awkward for him. Phone Post 3.0