Ever get your fortune/future told?

Eh, my bad....supposed to be at the OG. Erase it please

I had a woman once say "I'm gonna suck your C***".

I promptly told her "no" and "I'll wait till my lady returns from the war to get my C*** sucked".

My Mother-in-law then put her teeth in and said "I said your gonna get your get your corn shucked".

That made the rest of the night weird. :(