So I wake up this morning with bubble guts. Take a quick shit before shower, only a few rabbit pellets drop out. No biggie, get ready for work and get on train.
As I'm on the train I contemplate using one of the bathrooms (Metro North has bathrooms on train) decide to tough it out as its not that bad, although I am ripping some nasty ass that I know people around me are not enjoying as one girl got up and moved to another seat.
Get to Grand Central, no way I'm using bathrooms there, clench cheeks and get on 5 train. Tell myself it's just a few stops and then I can shit at my job. Get off of train and it's now a full on emergency. Clenching and doing the shitty walk all the way to building. Get to building, fumbling to find pass to get in door. Cmon elevator, hurry the fuck up! Drop bag and jacket at desk. Full on sprint to bathroom, drop pants and unleash hell. Staring at underwear as my bowels evacuate wondering what I would have done had I shit myself. Call in sick from up the block? Walk to Century 21 on Broadway to buy new clothes and try to clean myself up?
In any case, OG, ever shit yourself on the way to work?