Ever take your clothes off in bathroom

Before a shower and pretend you’re a ufc fighter right before they get into the cage?  Like the ref is patting you down then you give pretend hugs to your imaginary cornermen ?

 

yeah me neither 

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Girly -

Before a shower and pretend you’re a ufc fighter right before they get into the cage?  Like the ref is patting you down then you give pretend hugs to your imaginary cornermen ?


 


yeah me neither 

I do a great referee impression.

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Normally before getting into the octagon, I don't get fully nude.

I take off my clothes before I take a shit. I never poop in public.

I usually imagine getting pretend tugs from my cornermen, or er, um, NEVER you sick pizza dude! 
 

 

 

 

never with friends.  

kungfugrip - Normally before getting into the octagon, I don't get fully nude.

You should try it, you win at least half your fights because your opponent refuses to come out of their corner 

He's stuck in the corner, I haven't seen a pounding like this in some time

I also hate pooping because my huge ass dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl, and I don't like the feeling of it drooping over.

MarcusAurelioFan -

I take off my clothes before I take a shit. I never poop in public.

THE STAINING......REAR ENDING.....!!!!!! POOP CHAMPION OF THE WORRLLLLDDDD