I dunno about u guys, but when the standard stuff starts getting lame, a nice xguard transition from mounted position to top really makes the girls excited.
jus sayin....
No but I have been asked for a stand up due to lack of action..
half guard stuff can b interesting. even better if the female decides its time to stop and escape. ;-)
if i'm ever training with you guys and i see a twinkle in your eye i'm tapping out! this kind of thinking might get you in the wrong state of mind while training =)
you get into her 1/2 guard,
then when she rolls to her side
you take back and sink the hooks.
and by hooks, I mean even the 3rd one.
Harness to RNC.
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wipe the place for prints.
leave before her husband gets home.
lol I use a butterfly hook or hooks to manipulate them just about anywhere.
I like to use a hook to spread her legs as far as her joints will handle. I like how that 1 little strand of ligament pops out on the stretched leg like a suspension bridge to the valley of must and doom
hahaha I love that. Sometimes I pluck at it like it's a guitar string.
Boing Boing Boing.
Haven't used BJJ but I have used bowling. 1 in the stink 2 in the pink then sent her sailing down the hallway.
nice! welcome cider.
I try to take back control, but the guard(fukin cockblocker) always comes in & says"times up, ur grandma's gotta leave NOW!"
When u in her guard. You can stack her till she screams.
Hilarious thread! I love this forum.
oh, and when you start busting out "da moves" you should say stuff like, "I WANT TO MAEK F--K!". really sets the mood...
Yeah , once I used BJJ during sex. The girl said I have to pay 65$ and could only go one match. SHe said I have to wait all day for my turn . oh and I might get a competitors shirt. hahhahahaha
FCTV808,
if you ever get a chance to interview KIMBO, could you ask him this question?
LOL
north/south ..............Let the Tea baggin begin!!!!!