Ever walk in on your parents banging?

What happened?

Happened to me when I was in 5th grade.  Woke up in the middle of the night and noticed my door was half open.  I heard noises coming from my parents room which was right next to mine.  I got out of bed and walked out of my room over to theirs and stood in the doorway, their door was wide open and the lights were off.  Saw the silhouette of my dad banging away. I was stunned for a moment and then just turned around and went back to bed and shut my door. 

Thats when I realized parents fucked for fun.

"Show me the good stuff, Baby!"

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DaveFu -

"Show me the good stuff, Baby!"

Nothing will beat that story.

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Walk in on them banging? Fuck no

 

 

 

….I used to just watch through the keyhole. 

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Yes once. It was dark and It was missionary day. So I don't know if I'm fortunate or not but I only saw ny dad hairy ass and my mom's calves. 

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From my father's day thread you guys all ignored!



 

No, bc my parents weren't fucking retards and knew how to lock a door

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why was their door wide open???

See that is why white people get killed in horror movies. They hear a strange noise and have to investigate. My parents obviously did get down, but I wasn't going to go nowhere near their room at night to find out. That is none of my business!

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Yes, SNL did a skit about it

 

DaveFu -

"Show me the good stuff, Baby!"

Epic thread

 

SMTGSB!

Yeah, I was 8. I woke up in in the middle of the night and went to ask my parents for a bottle of water. I ran back into my room after seeing my parents in missionary. 

We used to live in this really old, small house. You'd walk through the front door into the living room. Go through that and to the right, and you'd go into the kitchen. There was a doorway from the kitchen into my room with an attached closet off the the left, and the back porch to the right. I'm pretty sure my room used to be part of the porch and was closed in a long time before or something.

Immediately to the left of the front door was a doorway into my parents' room, with a doorway from that into the bathroom. That's why I think my room was added later or something - the only way you could get to the bathroom was through my parents' room.

(Yes, you can see where this is going.)

I was young...maybe 1st or 2nd grade. Got up in the middle of the night to pee. Stumbled in the dark, trying to be quiet, through their room to get to the bathroom. I heard my dad making noises, but I didn't know what sex was at that age, and my dad snored like crazy, so in my young mind, it was just that.

Got to the bathroom door, started to open it, when one of my folks said something. I looked over and the light from the clock radio (remember those?) was just enough that I could see the silhouette of my mom in her nightgown, lying there missionary with my old man on top of her.

"What's wrong!?!" one of them exclaimed.

"I have to pee", I said.

I don't remember much more after that, but I do remember stumbling back to my room afterward, still half-asleep, wondering why mom had her legs wrapped around my dad.

Will forever have that image burned into my brain.

*shudder*

I don't know what game they were doing, but it looked like dad was winning!

scrnm - I don't know what game they were doing, but it looked like dad was winning!

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WaltJ - 
DaveFu -

"Show me the good stuff, Baby!"

Epic thread

 

SMTGSB!


that story is epic

the one that horrifies me is from my first instructor

he and a friend heard from another kid that "all dads have porn in their house"

so my instructor and his friend went through the dad's drawers one day when he was at work.

they indeed found tapes.

unfortunately the tapes turned out to be German shit porn.

my instructor was psychologically traumatized to the point that for years later he'd barf if someone let their chocolate ice cream melt and he saw it.

 

 

Mom + dildo= bad memories 

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WaltJ - 
DaveFu -

"Show me the good stuff, Baby!"

Epic thread

 

SMTGSB!


that story is epic

the one that horrifies me is from my first instructor

he and a friend heard from another kid that "all dads have porn in their house"

so my instructor and his friend went through the dad's drawers one day when he was at work.

they indeed found tapes.

unfortunately the tapes turned out to be German shit porn.

my instructor was psychologically traumatized to the point that for years later he'd barf if someone let their chocolate ice cream melt and he saw it.

 

 

Not quite that bad but we looked for my friend’s dad’s porn while his parents were away and it was all BBW porn, like huge chicks. Always thought it was funny.