Ex Mayor Ortiz Offered 100K To Fight 2 on 1 MMA in Thailand

so basically all Tito has done is made himself some very powerful local enemies.

Im sure the rich world champion martial artist is terrified of the faggoons hiding in their houses

yeah I’m not suggesting they are going to beat him up. but i’m sure they’ll get the chance to antagonise him with whatever authority they have. if he stays away from retrospective planning applications, he might be OK.

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Highlights! Fight Circus featuring 2 vs. 1 MMA and other oddities

Here’s more from the post: “THERE IS A WHOLE NEW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT ON THE LINE … ‘THE INFERNO OFFICIAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE.’

“At FC3 [Fight Circus 3] the inferno championship is happening. Where not only will the winning fighter take home fame and fortune. But!! They will also be able to take themselves home. And make love to themselves. For the rest of their lives …

“The winner of our Inferno Official Championship will have a real life adult love doll and/or exact replica human made of them. No joke … The winner will be replicated. And his doll will be sold around the globe to the billions of Fight Circus fans, allowing him to take home huge profits from every sale.”

Fight Circus, the CamSoda sponsored martial arts promotion, is no stranger to the bizarre. This is the event that has featured two-on-one MMA, as well as massive size discrepancies and all sorts of weird, bare knuckle-y rule sets. However, their new prize has reached so far above their previous bar for weirdness that it is truly groundbreaking.

Per a post from Fight Circus (h/t Reddit user /u/GuyBrush_Fandango), the victor of their new title at their upcoming Fight Circus 3 event will receive “a real life adult love doll and/or exact human replicate made of them.”

Fight Circus 3 is set to go down on June 19, 2021. Currently, the card features two-on-one MMA, “human cock fighting,” Indian leg wrestling, a phone booth fight, and Bob Sapp.

The full card (I think?) can be viewed HERE, but keep in mind … It’s also gateway to a pornographic website.

Gotta love MMA!

Tito vs Joshua Fabia

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Those unemployment benefits are drying up.

Camsoda is trash, imo. Ortiz should steer clear.

guy on the blue team has some dope shorts on.

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I would like to see Tito fight Simone Biles and Gabby Douglas at the same time, Tito with 16 oz gloves.

How about tito vs gabbi Garcia in a fight to the death. I would buy

LMAO!

The moral of the story…Life can really be cruel…

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First post in SIX YEARS?!?