Explain Craft Beer

I have a friend who's boyfriend brews his own beer. She was extremely quick to snub her nose at the popular domestic beers when the topic came up the other day. I wanted to quit that if her boyfriend' shitty craft beer was so good, Budweiser wouldn't be in the cooler at every gas station, corner store and market in the country. Food/beverage snobs annoy the shit out of me. Phone Post 3.0

 

your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

gorillagrappling - I have a friend who's boyfriend brews his own beer. She was extremely quick to snub her nose at the popular domestic beers when the topic came up the other day. I wanted to quit that if her boyfriend' shitty craft beer was so good, Budweiser wouldn't be in the cooler at every gas station, corner store and market in the country. Food/beverage snobs annoy the shit out of me. Phone Post 3.0

They are mostly there because of marketing and other superior business practices, along with historical events like Prohibition leading to a destruction of most competition. With that said, beer snobs can be annoying at times. I like a lot of craft beer, but I say drink whatever you like to drink.

DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0

Craft Beer = Dry Aged Porterhouse

Popular Domestic Beer = McDonalds Hamburger

Some people like the good things in life, and aren't big on settling for the lowest common denominator.

If you can't taste the difference between a Budweiser and a craft beer, that is your shortcoming, not hers.

gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.

Next time ur making out with ur boyfriend tell me how my cock tastes!!!!! Phone Post 3.0

DoovyB -
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.

Lol. I mean... Still a hard stance. Lots of shitty food out there and only a handful of places become ├╝ber successful chains restaurants. People don't historically continue to buy shit no matter how cheap it is. Phone Post 3.0

DoovyB - 
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.


Imagine that you could afford to not eat/drink shit.

Then you will understand food/beer snobs.

Timbo -
DoovyB - 
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.


Imagine that you could afford to not eat/drink shit.

Then you will understand food/beer snobs.
I could likely afford to buy your mother. But hey, I guess that would prove my post wrong. After all, everyone can afford her and that's likely the only reason anyone would touch her. Phone Post 3.0

ooooohhhh, domestic beers and mom jokes!

gorillagrappling - 
Timbo -
DoovyB - 
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.


Imagine that you could afford to not eat/drink shit.

Then you will understand food/beer snobs.
I could likely afford to buy your mother. But hey, I guess that would prove my post wrong. After all, everyone can afford her and that's likely the only reason anyone would touch her. Phone Post 3.0

She's dead, asshole.

man, i was going to say something real fucked up, but it felt distasteful even for the og

Timbo -
gorillagrappling - 
Timbo -
DoovyB - 
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.


Imagine that you could afford to not eat/drink shit.

Then you will understand food/beer snobs.
I could likely afford to buy your mother. But hey, I guess that would prove my post wrong. After all, everyone can afford her and that's likely the only reason anyone would touch her. Phone Post 3.0

She's dead, asshole.
I'm Sure everyone on the block misses her dearly. Phone Post 3.0

DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

This. VU. Phone Post 3.0

gorillagrappling - 
Timbo -
gorillagrappling - 
Timbo -
DoovyB - 
gorillagrappling - 
DoovyB -


 



your logic: if homecooking/ nice restaurants are so good, why is there a mcdonalds on every corner

Not at all. But close. I'm not saying craft beer isn't good/better. I'm saying that it's s tough stance to hold that the major domestic beers are shit. If that were the case, they wouldn't be here. Phone Post 3.0


that isnt a tough stance. mcdoubles are shit, but people eat them because they are cheaper and more readily available. mcdouble = miller lite



that said, i still hit up the dollar menu, just like if all that is available to me is, say, a michelob ulta i'll drink it.


Imagine that you could afford to not eat/drink shit.

Then you will understand food/beer snobs.
I could likely afford to buy your mother. But hey, I guess that would prove my post wrong. After all, everyone can afford her and that's likely the only reason anyone would touch her. Phone Post 3.0

She's dead, asshole.
I'm Sure everyone on the block misses her dearly. Phone Post 3.0

I'm sure your mom is carrying them over, and at half the price.

Ignore the dumb broad. Snobs of any ilk are obnoxious. Beer snobs need to shit on other people's choices is much greater than their ability to judge whether or not a craft beer is as good as they've been told or read online.

Lots of homebrew sucks. Lots of commercial craft beer sucks as well. And the majority of macrobrew isn't nearly as horrible as snobs make it out to be, it's just bland and inoffensive. That's the reason why it's so widely available.

Most craft brewers don't care if they aren't everywhere.

And they don't want to be the next bud or coors. Phone Post 3.0