Just found a goddamn scorpion in the house. A little unnerving with my 2 year old running around the house.
The only solution is to burn your house down. 
Only time I encountered one of those little fuckers I killed it with a clothes iron. I recommend this approach. 
No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.
Make a necklace out of that thing.
UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.
You have a burly ass beard don't you? And perhaps live in the mountains or live in a jungle feasting upon the blood of lions? Fuck keeping one of those creepy little shits. Yet again I suggest the iron.
Its not dangerous
Dolphin IMO
jessethekid -I have never captured a scorpion, but I did once keep a brown recluse as a pet.UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.You have a burly ass beard don't you? And perhaps live in the mountains or live in a jungle feasting upon the blood of lions? Fuck keeping one of those creepy little shits. Yet again I suggest the iron.
UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.This
Enlarge the pic, cant see it...
UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.
Isn't that highly dependent on the species and not considering the chance of an allergic reaction?
Either way, having them around a 2 year old doesn't strike me as a winning strategy.
Dirtyu D -I've been stung by the kind in the picture and it wasn't as bad as a wasp sting. That being said, an allergic reaction would definitely change that.UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.
Isn't that highly dependent on the species and not considering the chance of an allergic reaction?
Either way, having them around a 2 year old doesn't strike me as a winning strategy.
Move 2 the beach immediately
Iamtheonepercent - The only solution is to burn your house down.
The only logical choice.
UGCTT_Messiah -jessethekid -I have never captured a scorpion, but I did once keep a brown recluse as a pet.UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.You have a burly ass beard don't you? And perhaps live in the mountains or live in a jungle feasting upon the blood of lions? Fuck keeping one of those creepy little shits. Yet again I suggest the iron.
Your fucking insane.
hammerhurler - 1. Where do you live? Fuck living where scorpions get in your house!I thought the rug was a bunch of maggots lol.
2. What the hell is with that hideous shag rug?
jessethekid -Dude it was awesome. I would put crickets and grasshoppers and stuff in his terrarium and he'd kill the shit out of them.UGCTT_Messiah -jessethekid -I have never captured a scorpion, but I did once keep a brown recluse as a pet.UGCTT_Messiah - No worse that a wasp or bee sting. Just step on it, or man the fuck up and capture it to keep as a pet.You have a burly ass beard don't you? And perhaps live in the mountains or live in a jungle feasting upon the blood of lions? Fuck keeping one of those creepy little shits. Yet again I suggest the iron.
Your fucking insane.
Too bad he only lived for like two weeks.
Here is your action plan.
1. Remove that ugly ass fucking rug, burn it, or put it in a dumpster somewhere where nobody will ever have to see it again.
2. Deal with the scorpion however you like.