Fake Fighter of the Year 2004 - 2011

This is a spin off to my own thread 'Fighter of the Year'.  Please discuss the great memories & stories from each of these morons.







2004 - Manny Reyes Jr.






2005 - 'Grand Master' Mark Bailey






2006 - Warren 'Giant Lee' Mayone






2007 - Matty Mo the White Ninja






2008 - Matt 'Wild Child' Malice






2009 - John 'Jam Man' Dycek








2010 - Christian 'War God' Darrow






2011 - David Lang & Matt 'Matheus' Barvo (TIE)


 

I'm not saying that Manny was any good, but he did fight.

 You can't choose between Barvo & Lang.  Both are so so so terrible, its hard to decide which one is WORSE.  On one hand, at least Lang stepped in a cage for ammy fight.  On the other hand, he's a pedo.

 Out of all these fucktards, Lang, Darrow, Giant Lee, Reyes, and Bailey have stepped into fight.



Can't say the same for matty mo, malice, barvo, Jam Man.

That is some list.

Jam Man is the biggest fuck-up.

Matty Mo was the funniest.

2011 is not done yet! We still got a ways to go!

This thread rules, and should be updated regularly...

 Charlie Z should make the nomination list next time IMO...

Manny sucked, but he did fight Mike Brown, which is more than most of the UG have done.

Decyck also claimed to be a Marine, a firefighter at the WTC on 9/11 and a whole bunch more crap.

Wow, time flies. I was around when there was an online purse-raising drive for Hermes to mess up Manny. I remember Master Bailey killing Chimono and training on carpeting.

Matty Mo and Giant Lee mean nothing to me, although Giant Lee at least looks like he could fight, so I'm interested in hearing his embarassing story.

Darrow and Decyk happened recently, so I followed those epic stories. Lang and Barvo I didn't catch at all.

Where is scott Blevins? Phone Post

Jail

 I thought Scott Blevins died ?  Or was that another nutcase fake fighter ?

You should link each guy to there respective threads.

We need some one to bump and link these threads for epic comedty reads on slow nights.

TheTFC - Malice wasn't that bad. I kind of believe his story that he was doing it as a fake background for a wrestling persona. PLUS, he actually made a "How tastes the UG's pee pee" video, so we should uphold our end of the deal and drop reference to him, imo.
matt malice and darrow are the two most epic because of the videos.  mallice with the how taste my pee pee and basically begging for his life and then the fight with darow where he gets jacked in the parking lot..then knocked out few weeks later and claims he was high on cacain or meth during the fight when they conduct the post fight interview.  darrow seemed pretty tough though, but that guy on the ug caught him clean and dropped him.

Mad Xyientist -  Where is scott Blevins? Phone Post


 touching little girls...



to be fair he has had  around 17 fights, even though he's lost all of them, most of them in under 2 minutes with him tapping to strikes.



He is delusional, though, for sure.

Eaton beaver i have to admit i thought u were a complete dick in the gary goodridge thread but i can see u do make some great threads...respect Phone Post

Lord Kancho - Wow, time flies. I was around when there was an online purse-raising drive for Hermes to mess up Manny. I remember Master Bailey killing Chimono and training on carpeting.

Matty Mo and Giant Lee mean nothing to me, although Giant Lee at least looks like he could fight, so I'm interested in hearing his embarassing story.

Darrow and Decyk happened recently, so I followed those epic stories. Lang and Barvo I didn't catch at all.



Did someone say Mark Bailey?

"Mark Bailey is an MMA pro fighter and has participated in over three hundred fights. He held the World Fighting Championship title twenty-seven times, is a five-time shoot fighter of the year, and has won over five hundred and fifty grappling fights. "

From the description of his book, "My Life's Fight"