Fat chicks kid gave me a new bike for free

This overweight mudshark I’ve been fucking for a few weeks has this little snot nosed kid who won’t leave me alone when I’m over at her place. Apparently her ex, his dad, is an annoying cuck who she cheated on most of the relationship and the kid wants me to me his new dad. This past weekend I was over nailing her tailpipe and while cruising the kitchen for a juice box this little non-binary queer asked me if I wanted this bike that his bitch dad bought him. He said it didn’t mean anything to him so I took it and sold it for a pack of Marlboro red 100’s.

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Too soon. KJ is a valued forum member here. OUTA LINE!

Also you shoulda worked in something about them not wearing helmets, the house KJ is working on, a missing finger, etc. The cuck stuff is just too generic.

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You can’t teach creative thought. You either have it, or you’re retarded like Op.

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Not everyone is a warrior poet.

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wow. what an awful thread

I am curious if this was funny in your head while you were typing it out?

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Sometimes you’re Extra Sharp Cheddar Man.

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Cheesy D…

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Too soon is for limp wristed slack jawed faggots. OP just was too obvious and generic. Agreed about throwing a few missing finger and helmet comments in there. Also not making it so obvious.

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Sometimes Cheese Dick works too.

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Oh, you joined yesterday. Seems legit.

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The kid gave you the bike? Is that supposed to be funnier than if you stole it? Maybe you took off to escape KJ while banging the mom and had to ride the bike naked through the woods, then hid out in some house being refurbished and it was a really shitty job and there was a stack of gay porn and lubricant. Then you saw KJ coming and had to sneak out back on the bike cause he was returning to work there!

Come on man put a little effort into it!

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The art of the spin is lost somewhere in frames. OP needs to fire bomb this thread in shame. Absolutely the worst thread, I have ever seen… Easy. No question.

Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office

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KJ is going to nub blast OPs ass when he sees this thread.

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The guy who did a spin on the post of the guy beating his dad up for hitting his daughter with a flyswatter. Now that was good! Didnt even know it was a spin until the end I was actually laughing out loud when I realized it.

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Another alt.

What are your other accounts, OP? You stupid faggot.

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Im pretty sure OP is Kirik Jr, theraskal, Karasu, Homeslice, Pwncakes, SteveTheWeasal, and Jinx.

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We’re all Ranjit

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