Father In Law In Town - What Should I Do W/ Him ?

What do you grandpas want to do with your son in laws ?

Discuss your sex life... Phone Post 3.0

Cigar bar. Phone Post 3.0

*to him Phone Post 3.0

Drink? Phone Post 3.0

Shooting range
Bjj open mat
Assemble toys with him for your kids
Ask him about shit- chances are he knows alot
My FIL is outdoorsy too- loves hiking, so we do that alot Phone Post 3.0

microbiologynerd - Shooting range
Bjj open mat
Assemble toys with him for your kids
Ask him about shit- chances are he knows alot
My FIL is outdoorsy too- loves hiking, so we do that alot Phone Post 3.0
All of this. Also a couple beers. Phone Post 3.0

microbiologynerd - Shooting range
Bjj open mat
Assemble toys with him for your kids
Ask him about shit- chances are he knows alot
My FIL is outdoorsy too- loves hiking, so we do that alot Phone Post 3.0

Assembling toys with kid sounds great, but I don't see that lasting more than maybe 20 mins.

Might have to factor in trip to store to get toys to push that to 2 hours

Are you close with him? Souds like youre dreading the visit Phone Post 3.0

Fuck him and show him your giving his daughter that good dick.

Show him sex tapes of you and the wife. Ask for any advice/tips he has.

This is all actually good advice.

Mark Phone Post 3.0

Drug him. Have you way with him. Claim dominance. 

Suck his cock you faggot Phone Post 3.0

Ask him to show you how to do a project, any kind of fixing shit scenario. Even if you know wtf you're doing let him walk you thru it.

Or bare knuckle boxing Phone Post 3.0

bakobell - Cigar bar. Phone Post 3.0
This would work well with my father in law...

Or...

A great, but non chain restaurant and just take him there and have some great grub and good convos. Phone Post 3.0

Drink and talk about shagging his daughter. Phone Post

I don't have kids, but I'm old. When I visit family I don't know well, I want to do stuff where we can talk & find out about each other, BUT still have an out if that gets boring or uncomfortable. A sit down meal at a nice restaurant when it's not busy works well for that.

Activities where it's impossible to split attention or bail early aren't as good. I can do that on my own time back home.

If you live in a tourist destination, I probably want to do some of that shit too, although I don't necessarily want to do it with you.

Started leaning towards getting a toy kitchen for him and kid to put together.
But wife is having flashbacks, says he'll talk to himself while doing it, and it'll be a nightmare.
So, back to square one, 1 obligatory dinner or lunch

^^Yeah, I think when you start talking golf, cigars & whatnot, you're getting way too specific for these two particular guys we know nothing about.