Favorite quotes from MMA figures. (re: anything)

I'll start with a classic one that was lead to by an infamous UGer. Post more or less what it was.



Kimo : "I was awoken by my manager this morning telling me that I was deceased."

"Hey Georges, you want me to teach you the defense to the armbar?" (or something like that)

-Matt Hughes

"I'm expect Jesus, bro, every day."

- Vitor

"Dadadadada two godzillas is going to fight!!!"



-Bas Rutten before a PRIDE fight I can't remember at the moment

'He beat me fair and square - I'm sorry, I mean fairly squarely.' 

"Shit happens and shit" -Quinton Jackson

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 Kick to the head, knee to the face, call it a day, gimme my check!

"You don't bring personal family into life."

- Tito Ortiz

"It's the year of the badass, people! Check your Chinese fuckin calendar!" - Phil Baroni right before going on a losing streak.

“Because I can’t sing and dance, and it beats fuckin’ workin’ every day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fuckin’ stupid.”

- Baroni after some reporter or something asked him why he fights for a living

"Hit him with your groin" - Greg Jackson

"What...they stopped it because of a cut." - Tiki

"I'm gonna beat you...into a living death!" - Shammy

"Im gonna smack your hair black"-Ken Shamrock

"I want to fuck...fight with chuck here" - W. Silva

Nick Diaz "Pot smoking is not getting in the way of MMA, MMA is getting in the way of my pot smoking". Joe Rogan said he heard Diaz say that, I was cracking up, great quote.

"Yeah, if a train leaves Chicago at 60 miles per hour and another trin leaves .."

- Dan Severn to Big John McCarthy after McCarthy went over the rules and asked if there were any questions.

The Ken one above reminds me of another that he said to Tito of all people:

"I'm gonna smash your LITTLE head!"

Also:

"I'm not a dickhead."
- Dana 'Fuckin' White

" I'm gonna dump him on his head, put THESE fists down his throat, and I'm gonna pull his head off!
- Brock Lesnar in reference to Frank Mir Phone Post

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