Favorite wrestling rib stories

So many great pranks know in the wrestling world as ribs. What are some of the ones you know of. Here is one of classics.

Back in 2000 Brisco had Coach start a pool for the new football season. The guys would place 10 dollar bets. Later on at a show taping one of the security guards went to Coach and told him the police had a warrant for his arrest for illegal gambling. The cops escort Coach from the building but they stop at McMahon's office to inform him of Coach's arrest. He tells McMahon it's because of a football pool and Vince becomes livid. The officer asks if McMahon if he'll be bailing Coach out or get him a lawyer but McMahon say Coach is on his own. The cop asks if they should hide the fact he's cuffed Vince agreed and tossed a pair of his under shorts at Coach's head. They leave with every one looking on, Coach with Vince's underwear covering his hands. They get out to the car and pull out but a called back to the arena and everyone is outside the arena laughing. Phone Post 3.0

Orton shitting in bags. Phone Post 3.0

Sunny fucking a black dude so her and her boyfriend can get some blow. But after taking the BBC instead she does it with HBK all night. Awed shucks, the boys really know how to have a good time! Phone Post 3.0

There's the story of drunk Road Warriors wanting to give a doomsday device in a bar after being rallied up by Owen Hart which is one of the stories narrated by Bret Hart on his DVD. Phone Post 3.0

Xpac shitting on everything Phone Post 3.0

there are a bunch of owen hart stories...he was the best

That time when The Shield showed up at Boneyard in their "wrestling gear", which they always wear really.

The waitress tried to give Ambrose a high chair, not as a rib, but because he looks and whines like a 220 baby.

Rollins and Reigns decided to have a rib eating contest (since WWE was paying). Despite all the napkins and wet wipes, they kept wiping the BBQ sauce all over their bulletproof and parachute vests. Ambrose joined in and started wiping it in his hair. Phone Post 3.0

The WWE's treatment of the Rhodes boys (mainly Dustin) is the biggest rib in wrestling (a rib towards Dusty) in my opinion. Phone Post 3.0

Mae Young sticking an anchovy in her underwear before doing the bronco buster to Eric Bischoff at bad blood 2003.

He was apparently really pissed about that. Phone Post 3.0

A few of them seem to be clever. Most of them seem to be more Rod Farva speed. Shitting in someone's bag and calling it a joke. Wow, did ya think that up all by yourself?

HammerHead - The WWE's treatment of the Rhodes boys (mainly Dustin) is the biggest rib in wrestling (a rib towards Dusty) in my opinion. Phone Post 3.0
I dont understand this one. The Rhodes are doing great and looking to a wrestlemania match. I think its awesome. Phone Post 3.0

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HammerHead - The WWE's treatment of the Rhodes boys (mainly Dustin) is the biggest rib in wrestling (a rib towards Dusty) in my opinion. Phone Post 3.0
I dont understand this one. The Rhodes are doing great and looking to a wrestlemania match. I think its awesome. Phone Post 3.0
Maybe he means bringing dusty in as a polka dot wearing dance machine in the WWF. Also naming Ted Dibiase' man butler Virgil (a stab at dusty)

As for Dustin. Repackaging him as holdouts was the best thing that could have happened to him. He wasn't going to reach the heights he did there, or have the longevity he did as Dustin Rhodes.

He killed it as Seven in wCw too haha Phone Post 3.0

Read one about mr perfect giving Yokozuna a chocolate bar with ex lax in it. It was on a plane ride and yoko couldn't fit in the airplane shitter. So the stewardess had to lay newspaper down on the floor and hold up blankets while the big man dropped the big bonzai. Phone Post 3.0

bigironmike79 - Read one about mr perfect giving Yokozuna a chocolate bar with ex lax in it. It was on a plane ride and yoko couldn't fit in the airplane shitter. So the stewardess had to lay newspaper down on the floor and hold up blankets while the big man dropped the big bonzai. Phone Post 3.0
That's the best one I haven't heard yet so far, bar none! Phone Post 3.0

The one Cornette told on Austins podcast...the reverse double rib blowjob..i was in tears Phone Post 3.0

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bigironmike79 - Read one about mr perfect giving Yokozuna a chocolate bar with ex lax in it. It was on a plane ride and yoko couldn't fit in the airplane shitter. So the stewardess had to lay newspaper down on the floor and hold up blankets while the big man dropped the big bonzai. Phone Post 3.0
That's the best one I haven't heard yet so far, bar none! Phone Post 3.0

I suppose so ... if you are on a different plane!

Orton shitting in that divas bag, while a douchebag move, is great.

To the people talking about Orton shitting in bags, this has already been debunked.

Rochelle Loewen admitted Orton dumped baby oil and self-tanning lotion in her bag Phone Post 3.0

imkeithhernandez - The one Cornette told on Austins podcast...the reverse double rib blowjob..i was in tears Phone Post 3.0
This was definitely pretty funny. For those who didn't hear it: Two wrestlers (can't remember who) set up a rib on Tojo Yamamoto (who was a homophobe). The plan was to make it look like one of the guys was blowing the other one when Yamamoto walked into the room. They had it all set up; on guy with his pants down, the other on his knees. When Yamamoto walked into the room....BOOM the blowee ACTUALLY shoved his cock down the blower's throat, then described his tongue to be as rough as sandpaper. I guess that's what you get for faking gayness. Phone Post 3.0

What I want to know is if the blowee was hard??????? Phone Post 3.0