Favourite Mike Schiavelli comments tonight?

 I'm definitely liking his commentary (and of course his watch fashion sense )

The guy is a walking jokebook of one-liners. What are your favourite ones so far, especially from the K-1 tonight?

"This card is harder to pick than a broken nose"

"More hooks than at a pirate convention!" (Refering to Saki)

 "It leaves you as frustrated as a bi-sexual at an orgy"...

 Harder to catch than an ice cube at a KY factory (talking about Remy's defence)