Ferox's MMA Trivia/Noob Test

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Fuck that other one - this will seperate the real UFC fans from Colonic Fans:

1) What was Harold Howards famous fighting words?

2) If you AC unit broke down what Ol' School UFC pioneer would you call?

3) What way does the 'Wheres Waldo' of MMA, Andy Anderson like his steak?

4) What were the 2 special stipulations of the Guy Mezger vs Jason Fairn fight?

5) In the tale of tape what was Marco Ruas' Age listed as?

6) What usual tatic (now illegal) did Tank try on Cal Worsham (it failed)?

7) What comment did TAnk make about Tra Telligman as he was getting a beat down by Vitor?

8) What is Tanks drink of choice?

9) What does Christophe Leninger and Captain James T. Kirik have in common?

10)What was weird about Sak's only UFC appearance?

There ya go...Winner gets a Signed 10x8 Babe Photo.

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1) "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?"

2) Hoyce Gracie

3) w/ Chicken

4) No knees to head on ground & No soccer kicks/stomps

5) 300

6) Grabbing the Fence

7) "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?"

8) Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor

9) Spike TV (?)

10 No "Amped Mobile replays"

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Well done: 0/10

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lol I was waiting for someone to come up with another test

I doubt I'll pass but here goes

1)if you're comin on...come on!

2)keith "the nut whacker" hackney

3)er shit, um well didn't he own a strip joint/steak house or something?...well done?

4)no pulling of the luscious long hair

5)it was "unknown" or "undisclosed" or something like that

6)he tried to throw him over the fence

7)I bet he wishes he had that pectoral muscle right now

8)ummm...beer? a lot of it? at a bar? with fighting?

9)kirk does a kick ass judo chop and christophe does judo? or is that a trick question because you typed "kirik"

10)well, let's see...sak got to fight again because the (horrible) ref call was overruled. sak stayed in the ring until he got his way and he threw his mouthpiece and it bounced off the mat and hit jeff blatnick in the mouth, knockin his tooth sideways

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lol

I tried seriously(for the most part). what can I say, I love trivia :P

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Well done PigPen.

All pretty spot on but:

'9) What does Christophe Leninger and Captain James T. Kirik have in common?'

Close - both use the Tomenage.

'3) What way does the 'Wheres Waldo' of MMA, Andy Anderson like his steak?'

You were right but i was looking for nude/topless.

'5) In the tale of tape what was Marco Ruas' Age listed as?'

Correct - he said something along the lines of 'Bazilian Men like American Women don't like to disclose their age..'

'8)ummm...beer? a lot of it? at a bar? with fighting?'

Only real wrong answer - Stolichnaya vodka is the correct one.

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migo is correct on the vodka..

'4) What were the 2 special stipulations of the Guy Mezger vs Jason Fairn fight?

No hair pulling and that the winner would get a shot in the UFC 5 tournament? '

No hair pulling and their hairdresser could stop the fight :-)

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Wasn't Tank fish hooking Worsham too? I thought that was the illegal move.

Edited for clarity.

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ptm2020

  1. lat pulldown?

  2. ???

  3. Remco Pardo vs. Alberto Ser leon spelling
    Pat Smith vs. Ray Wizard

  4. Jason Delucia(Kung FU) vs. Trent Jenkins(Kempo)

  5. Royler,Rickson, ahh fuck I forget

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The answer to number 10 is they have both used that judo throw where you put your foot on your opponents waist fall to your back and flip them over you.

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damn ptm2020

busts out UFC 1 again

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"who design the octagon and what famous movie stuff has he done?"

I can't remember his name but didn't he have something to do with Conan the Barbarian?

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'who design the octagon and what famous movie stuff has he done?'

John Millius - Conan

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I couldn't think of the Tomoe Nage one, but it is great :-)

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1) What UFC Champions career was ended by the abolishment of head butts?



2) Name the two WCB fighters that had the anti-Mezger/Fairn fight that sent TMA practitioners chopping off their Karatetails left and right?

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1) What was Harold Howards famous fighting words?
BA BA BOOEY!

2) If you AC unit broke down what Ol' School UFC pioneer would you call? DAN SEVERN CAUSE HE STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT THE BROKEN COMPRESSOR

3) What way does the 'Wheres Waldo' of MMA, Andy Anderson like his steak? FROM A COW

4) What were the 2 special stipulations of the Guy Mezger vs Jason Fairn fight? NO HAIR PULLING AND NO BITING

5) In the tale of tape what was Marco Ruas' Age listed as? ONLY SEVENTEEEEEN SEVENTEEN!!

6) What usual tatic (now illegal) did Tank try on Cal Worsham (it failed)? THE PILE DRIVER

7) What comment did TAnk make about Tra Telligman as he was getting a beat down by Vitor? HE WAS ALL LIKE " MAN JUMP IN"

8) What is Tanks drink of choice? PICKLE JUICE

9) What does Christophe Leninger and Captain James T. Kirik have in common? THEY WERE BOTH ON THE ENTERPRISE

10)What was weird about Sak's only UFC appearance? THAT HE GOT BEAT DOWN!

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1) Name the fighter Tank was supposed to face the night that Ferrozo filled in and beat him.

2) Name the fighters who carried crosses to the octagon in UFC 3 & 4.

3) Which Gracie stepped on his opponent's neck after the fight in an early World Combat show?

4) Which fighter performed a double knee drop at UFC 5?

5) Which early UFC fighter did a front flip at the start of his fight in the finals?

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1) Name the fighter Tank was supposed to face the night that Ferrozo filled in and beat him. - Jerry Bohlander

2) Name the fighters who carried crosses to the octagon in UFC 3 & 4. - Kimo and Joe Son

3) Which Gracie stepped on his opponent's neck after the fight in an early World Combat show? - Renzo on Ben Spikers

4) Which fighter performed a double knee drop at UFC 5? - The Gentle Giant Jon Hess

5) Which early UFC fighter did a front flip at the start of his fight in the finals? - Harold Howard

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Each of the quarterfinal bouts in UFC 7 contains at least one UFC veteran. Name the fighters, the UFC of their debut and who they lost to in their original UFC appearance.

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