got a divorce last night to free up time for this conference 
Please tell me that Lorenzo sends a mass text out at 11:02 asking the media "what are you doing today"? 
I'm going to hit Pause and suspend watching my DVD of Bellator's Greatest and Most Controversial Decisions (Bjorn Rebney Era Indian Rez Edition) while I watch this.
I punched my mum to watch this
My 40-year old neighbor said he was finally going to lose his virginity this afternoon. I reminded him of this Zuffa event. He said, "I can get laid any time."
I do not wanna miss this, I gotta quit shopping right now and race home!
(little help, blue- thanks in advance)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8tW4F7_oc
We are here today to announce the forming of a new fight league, Ultimate Fighting Championship JACKED!. We're going to let these guys who chose to participate or get popped for PEDs fight fully loaded on anything they can find on the blackmarket. Then, right before entering the cage they have the snort a line of coke with Jon Jones, smoke a joint with Nick Diaz and than they are handed a bat and the bell rings.
-DW (if they had the coolest presser ever.)
Lorenzo will announce that his sex tape with the ring girl will be on fightpass
When does it start
Sobered up early for this. Better be ground breaking.
I'm ready for some Matrix-like question dodging. Bring it on.
I did a home invasion on a big place up town to watch this on a 70" LCD. Mum and daughter upstairs right now they've locked themselves in a bathroom I think lol. Let's do this!
Gonna stop jacking off for this.
First question- "So Lorenzo, what are you up to tonight?"
they're putting chuck in charge of testing
HollywoodHondaHousey - Gonna stop jacking off for this.
Gonna start jacking off for this.
The war in Syria has come to a standstill for this.
Bofbro - Got it.
http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-press-event-2015
Did i miss stream in OP, or was my link pulled and used lol.
I'll believe it's butter in order to watch this
Over/under on Ariel getting the first softball question?