Fiancee won't sign Prenup

This is both hilarious and devious. lol.

 

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Cliffs?

And marriage is retarded in 2020

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Pretty funny. I'm picturing Stephon Marbury as he's telling the story.

I always liked Stephen Jackson, even when he was with the Spurs. 

Thebonfirexm -

Cliffs?


And marriage is retarded in 2020

Cliffs


Stephen Jackson wanted his chick to sign a prenup. She didn't. He figured out she was trying to play him, so he calls off the wedding, goes out later that night and bangs one of her friends.


 


Play-by-Play


Stephen Jackson was engaged to this chick. He has a bunch of people he takes care of financially so he told her she had to sign a prenup. She agrees and he gives her a copy a few months before the wedding.


A couple months before the wedding he reminds her and she tells hims she'll sign it. They then talk about whose pastor is going to officiate the wedding. Stephen's pastor lives an hour away from Houston, where the wedding will take place, and has been Stephen's pastor for a long time. The chick wants another pastor from New York who she has never met because a friend of hers suggested him. Stephen agrees to use the pastor she wants.


The day of the wedding she still hasn't signed the prenup. Stephen tells Stephon Marbury and Mike Bibby who are in the wedding. They both go apeshit. Stephen then tells the pastor he's not going to marry the chick because she didn't sign the prenup. The pastor then tells him to put it in God's hands and marry her anyway, that the pastor is against prenups. Stephen then figures out that's why she wanted that pastor and he tells everyone it's off.


At the reception area downstairs, Stephen walks in and Marbury is at the DJ booth. The first song he plays is Gold DIgger.


He sees the chick later and she's crying and telling him she'll sign the prenup. He knows duress can be used to throw out the prenup, so he refuses to marry her, again.


That night he goes out with his friends and two of the chick's close friends are with them. He bangs one of them.


 

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awesome story.

Sounds like a great guy. Prenup is reasonable but that doesn’t mean he’s not a terrible human. Guy also has 5 baby mamas and never sees any of the kids. He had kids with at least 2 other women during his relationship with this woman and threw her and his child out of his house during a fight. 

He can die in a fire before having any more and humanity will probably be better off. He did her a favor. 

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Gotta love Captain Jack.

scrapdo -

Sounds like a great guy. Prenup is reasonable but that doesn’t mean he’s not a terrible human. Guy also has 5 baby mamas and never sees any of the kids. He can die in a fire before having any more and humanity will probably be better off. He did her a favor. 

Ouch. That's pretty shitty of him. Definitely explains why he needs that prenup though.

OK story, I suppose, but what do the two morons add to anything?

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Thebonfirexm -

Cliffs?


And marriage is retarded in 2020

Cliffs


Stephen Jackson wanted his chick to sign a prenup. She didn't. He figured out she was trying to play him, so he calls off the wedding, goes out later that night and bangs one of her friends.


 


Play-by-Play


Stephen Jackson was engaged to this chick. He has a bunch of people he takes care of financially so he told her she had to sign a prenup. She agrees and he gives her a copy a few months before the wedding.


A couple months before the wedding he reminds her and she tells hims she'll sign it. They then talk about whose pastor is going to officiate the wedding. Stephen's pastor lives an hour away from Houston, where the wedding will take place, and has been Stephen's pastor for a long time. The chick wants another pastor from New York who she has never met because a friend of hers suggested him. Stephen agrees to use the pastor she wants.


The day of the wedding she still hasn't signed the prenup. Stephen tells Stephon Marbury and Mike Bibby who are in the wedding. They both go apeshit. Stephen then tells the pastor he's not going to marry the chick because she didn't sign the prenup. The pastor then tells him to put it in God's hands and marry her anyway, that the pastor is against prenups. Stephen then figures out that's why she wanted that pastor and he tells everyone it's off.


At the reception area downstairs, Stephen walks in and Marbury is at the DJ booth. The first song he plays is Gold DIgger.


He sees the chick later and she's crying and telling him she'll sign the prenup. He knows duress can be used to throw out the prenup, so he refuses to marry her, again.


That night he goes out with his friends and two of the chick's close friends are with them. He bangs one of them.


 

Thanks

Always 2 sides.  https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iPSqQBfDG/?igshid=62zabn4nl577

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scrapdo -

Always 2 sides. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iPSqQBfDG/?igshid=62zabn4nl577

Monthly allowamce tbd haha wtf. And a property in her name. GOLD DIGGER. 

This story just reinforces the bros before hoes ideology. 

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both are idiots

they are neither I assure you 

“Didn’t ask for much”

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Are these people of note,  or are they just random people?

Former NBA player

Good for him. Too many rich guys get tricked into believing a prenup isn’t necessary. The court system would have raped him when she inevitably divorced him. 

 

I am shocked that man was not faithful.

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scrapdo -

Always 2 sides. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iPSqQBfDG/?igshid=62zabn4nl577

sounds like he’s a jerk and she’s a gold digger.

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Slap Johnson -
scrapdo -

Always 2 sides. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iPSqQBfDG/?igshid=62zabn4nl577

Monthly allowamce tbd haha wtf. And a property in her name. GOLD DIGGER. 

This story just reinforces the bros before hoes ideology. 

Yeah what. This makes her look terrible lol