Fighters need to stand and bang

just watch UFC

Eh, with a four year membership and 3k posts, I'm gonna go ahead and sense the sarcasm here.....

 

Dan Hardy


Anthony Johnson



You guys will be CHAMPIONS if you pull this off.


"HARDY IS WANGING MADLY!"

"JOHNSON MAY PULL IT OFF"



Hemlock - bangbangbangbangbangbangbangTHUD

What they need is folding chairs Phone Post

Go watch boxing/kickboxing moron.

levragentiming - Sounds like someone misses Boxing...or old school Tough Man Competitions...MMA is a sport! don't get it twisted!

I 100% agree its called MMA for a reason

Guys, even the REAL FIGHTERS are agreeing with this

Hardy. Johnson.

Highlight. Reel.

Fucking. Exciting.

Punch. Jousting.

promo voice Get ready for the most EXTREME of extreme sports! This would have you on the edge of your seat, if it wasn't blowing your ass away! Prepare yourself for... "PUNCH JOUSTING!" Taking "stand and wang" to the extreme! All standing, all banging, ALL NIGHT! BE THERE! Phone Post

That's another way of saying "I want to see fighters atrophy their brains and damage them and end up like Ali." Phone Post

John McCain approves of this thread.

Punch jousting? Only pussies punch joust! Real fighters kick joust, every fight should start off with both guys running toward each other and throwing flying sidekicks! Or maybe strap the fighters feet to the ground so the fighters are 2ft from each other and let them go at it Rock'em sock'em Robot style! That would be sweet! Phone Post

Hemlock - The best fights are the ones where the fighters dont try takedowns, and go crazy frantically trying to punch each others' head off.Non-stop hyper-aggresive head shots. If they run at each other too it would be awesome because it would be like punch jousting and there would be LOTS of KO's. Imagine how good these fights would be.Awesome.


So....what about technique/grappling/wrestling/subs...and other aspects that actually make it a separate sport from kickboxing or boxing????

masterofmartialarts - 
Hemlock - The best fights are the ones where the fighters dont try takedowns, and go crazy frantically trying to punch each others' head off.Non-stop hyper-aggresive head shots. If they run at each other too it would be awesome because it would be like punch jousting and there would be LOTS of KO's. Imagine how good these fights would be.Awesome.


So....what about technique/grappling/wrestling/subs...and other aspects that actually make it a separate sport from kickboxing or boxing????




thats all sissy stuff compared to punch jousting!!!

Leonard Garcia #1 P4P punch jouster in the WORLD. Phone Post

im going to request that the OP change his screen name to PunchJousting so I can forever remember him for his awesome idea

RowdyYates - 
masterofmartialarts - 
Hemlock - The best fights are the ones where the fighters dont try takedowns, and go crazy frantically trying to punch each others' head off.Non-stop hyper-aggresive head shots. If they run at each other too it would be awesome because it would be like punch jousting and there would be LOTS of KO's. Imagine how good these fights would be.Awesome.


So....what about technique/grappling/wrestling/subs...and other aspects that actually make it a separate sport from kickboxing or boxing????




thats all sissy stuff compared to punch jousting!!!


LOL

ToZo - Leonard Garcia #1 P4P punch jouster in the WORLD. <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


LOL @ this

Dont forget the P4P best undeserved decision getter in the world.

EVERY FIGHT SHOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE FRYE VS TAKAYAMA Phone Post

They should be allowed to bring bicycles into the cage for maximum joustification. Phone Post