If you are sick of Final Fu threads then just don't read. For anyone else, check out the IMDB page for Final Fu:
Some hilarious posts.
These two threads in particular are great:
"UFC could beat them in a fight, but UFC is nothing more than a street brawl with a ref. I was trained by one of the potential contestants from UFC 1, but he told them he wouldn't disgrace his belt. Final Fu may not use grappling much, but you have to respect their nod to tradition instead of slapping it in the face"
"i myself am a martial artist and we are taught to kick the crotch, bite, gough the eyes, break the arms and legs, fight multiple people, pressure point manipulation, direct attack, evade and attack, sweeps to the legs (lost of martial arts don't emphasize this), iron bone training, iron man training, and so on and so forth."