I ran into a guy at the bar the other night who proceeded to tell me how he just lost his job. He said he was at work and jerked one out while on the clock. He said it took no longer then 15 minutes, and when he got out of the bathroom he was a little red in the face and must of acted awkwardly when running into someone right after he got out of the bathroom. I guess he got called into his bosses office and was questioned about it. I don't know why but I guess he admitted it when questioned about it. He actually had a really good case why it shouldn't be punished for it. He disconnected from company wifi, he used the same amount of time that he would have if just taking a shit, it helped him keep focused on his job and not distracted by his build up of jizm. And who are they to tell him what he can't do in the bathroom. Thoughts? 
Sounds like a violation of this man's civil rights. Time to call Jackie Chiles.
"Is that gonna be a problem?"
"Yeah it's gonna be a problem... Gonna be a problem for them!"
I have one. We had a supervisor that worked 2nd shift at a place I worked that loved big women. I mean the bigger the better. The company hired this gal that was about 5 ft tall 3 bills. This mfer fell in love with this bitch. I come into work and my boss says "did you hear what happened to so and so"? I didn't so he precedes to tell me "they caught him on a security camera going into the front office after everyone had left, getting down on his hands and knees, then burying his face in her chair taking deep breaths". I say the video a few days later. It was glorious.
KJ! - This never happened.I can't verify it at all, he could be completely lying. I could do some research because I know people who know him but honestly don't care enough, it was an interesting conversation and I almost would rather not know if he's full of shit.
BrowBeater - Some guy in a bar told you all this?We had friends in common and got to talking. He was weirdly comfortable talking about it and actually seemed pretty bummed out. But who knows.
Hired Gun - I have one. We had a supervisor that worked 2nd shift at a place I worked that loved big women. I mean the bigger the better. The company hired this gal that was about 5 ft tall 3 bills. This mfer fell in love with this bitch. I come into work and my boss says "did you hear what happened to so and so"? I didn't so he precedes to tell me "they caught him on a security camera going into the front office after everyone had left, getting down on his hands and knees, then burying his face in her chair taking deep breaths". I say the video a few days later. It was glorious.
We live in a world of pansies. Dude waited for everyone to leave, WTF is the matter with him smelling someone's chair when nobody's around.
Look, I'm not saying it isn't some sick shit, I'm just saying nobody was harmed, it's probably not something that's going to escalate to rape, and nobody would've even known about it if the security people didn't mention it. Let the man be a freak however he wants to be a freak as long as it isn't harming anyone
What bar was it, The Blue Oyster? 
Sorry you lost your job, OP.
MolsonMuscles - Sorry you lost your job, OP.
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Jack Kinghoff - Sounds like a violation of this man's civil rights. Time to call Jackie Chiles.Your face is my case
"Is that gonna be a problem?"
"Yeah it's gonna be a problem... Gonna be a problem for them!"
Jack Kinghoff - Sounds like a violation of this man's civil rights. Time to call Jackie Chiles.
"Is that gonna be a problem?"
"Yeah it's gonna be a problem... Gonna be a problem for them!"
Jack Kinghoff - Sounds like a violation of this man's civil rights. Time to call Jackie Chiles.'You give me one workplace masturbator on that jury, and you're going to be a rich man'
"Is that gonna be a problem?"
"Yeah it's gonna be a problem... Gonna be a problem for them!"
Why would he ever admit to that - what good can come from copping to beating off in the company bathroom? Company can't have that with STDs, load on the toilet seat, sexual harassment type of shit now...IRL he couldn't have actually thought they would be cool with it, could he have? Did he seem really stupid or borderline slow?
Shole -He's not full of cum at leastKJ! - This never happened.I can't verify it at all, he could be completely lying. I could do some research because I know people who know him but honestly don't care enough, it was an interesting conversation and I almost would rather not know if he's full of shit.
MolsonMuscles - Sorry you lost your job, OP.Haha, still workin, still jerkin it's not about me.
Lmfao at these Jackie quotes. Classic
So smoke breaks are ok, but you can't take the same amount of time to relieve stress in another fashion?
Was his name Charlie Runkle?
John Dougherty - So smoke breaks are ok, but you can't take the same amount of time to relieve stress in another fashion?
Sounds like the guy needs a lawyer
John Dougherty - So smoke breaks are ok, but you can't take the same amount of time to relieve stress in another fashion?Lol jack off on your own time loser