Just had to share the high lights from my first class.
We were discussing war and pacifism.
Prof: "You can't have a war on terror. It's like having a war on the number nine."
another one, while discussing pacifism:
Prof: Our working definition of pacifism is the view that all war is morally wrong.
Student: How about vegetarians? What category do them belong in?
Prof: Well, vegetarians are people who don't eat meat. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
Student: But what category are they in?
Prof: Maybe I can explain. I enjoy vegetarian recipies for their taste. This has nothing to do with what we're talking about.