ok so first off... im drunk, let the harrasment begin... but anyways, some dude hit me like straight shoulder check in the bar, im a small guy 5"11 140..... this guy then turns around and shrugs at me, I have quite the ego and ask wtf his problem is... eventually he annoys me enough to get right in his face, we push and end up wrestling around in the bar for couple minutes which.i am willing to admit he was beating me in the grappling.....bouncers then kicked me out side door, when I made it.to the front.door my.friend had.a.wicked cut above his eye, when I asked who did it he pointed to same guy I wrestled with inside, we.eventually started trading.blows after.some trash talk. after ducking.a wild drunk.haymaker I landed a solid right hand that knocked him into a stumbling mess, I then started throwinf bombs and caught.him with another.right that.laid.him face.first into.the.concrete. first time koing someone.. make.fun all u want... I am 9/10 hammered.. pics of.my effed up hand when I sober up... but he was sleeping....ambulance came.. I feel.terrible 
Cool story bro 
I give props, I mean actually winning a fight when your drunk is impressive...or lucky.
I guess . . .that's . . . cool?
Edit: btw, OP, this is probably an "OG" story- ya know what I mean?
Ben Smooth'd Out My Butthole - Cool story bro
Only a week left of this shit, eh?
Brian Peppers - Obviously doing a great job with your life. Congratulations.
You're pretty badass, bro.
Ben Smooth'd Out My Butthole - Cool story bro.
Look out everyone, we have a bad ass over here.
Please tell me it's the alcohol causing the ludicrous misuse of punctuational?
Dude you didn't even throw kicks?
5'11" and 140?
You didn't ko him... he just passed out drunk.
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You're lucky the other dude didn't split his head open when he hit the concrete.
Jericco - Look out everyone, we have a bad ass over here.Someone put the pic on!
We are all less intelligent having read this...
sounds like he deserved it
Cool story brosef
Bet he didn't know he was about to fight a REAL fighter when you spilled your pink swirl margarita all over him.
SuMBJJ - 5'11" and 140?fuck ur, right... lol I knew this was, coming.. I was stupid drunk lol.
You didn't ko him... he just passed out drunk.
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Im young, stupid, and well... stupid
