First strip club. My bachelor party. Tonight.

Ain't gonna lie, kinda nervous haha. Don't think I'm prepared for what's going down. Got a good crew of family and friends going. About 12 of us. And get this...fiancé's brother. Haha. Great guy, great friend, not worried about that being weird. He's prob gonna buy me some lap dances for sure. My fiancé gave me a stack of ones and said have fun and don't call. Watching the fights then party bus around town and bars to end up at a strip club. Any tips? Already set a no shots rule for myself till the party bus. It's gonna be an early start. Phone Post 3.0

Hell ya my man have fun!! Didn't know you were getting hitched!

You got a damn good woman!! :) Phone Post 3.0

Wear basketball shorts with no underwear

JimSteele - Wear basketball shorts with no underwear
I already got sent this. I laughed and then thought......two pairs of underwear, check.

http://youtu.be/WocPCxPwN6w Phone Post 3.0

"Have fun and don't call".....

You know what that means.


Just kidding remember they don't want to date you. Just want your money. Phone Post 3.0

Just remember that you don't HAVE to eat the Jolly Rancher out of the stripper's vagina, but it is considered rude not to

Check and check! Haha. Phone Post 3.0

DiazsBongWater - How do you not end up in a titty bar before the age of 19?

Mah gahd the money I've blown on strippers... Make sure it's only 1's you're making it rain with and have a blast! Phone Post 3.0
I'm 25 and I've been to the strip club twice. I'd rather just stay home and beat off. Saves time, money, and cuts out the middleman. Phone Post 3.0

Internet porn doesn't try to talk to me about stupid bullshit. Phone Post 3.0

How are you getting married and have never been to a titty bar before? Phone Post 3.0

HeHitsMeBecauseHeLovesMe - 
DiazsBongWater - How do you not end up in a titty bar before the age of 19?

Mah gahd the money I've blown on strippers... Make sure it's only 1's you're making it rain with and have a blast! Phone Post 3.0
I'm 25 and I've been to the strip club twice. I'd rather just stay home and beat off. Saves time, money, and cuts out the middleman. Phone Post 3.0

a man stands between you and jerking off?

You don't have to do this. By this I mean get married. You better still go to your bachelor party.

Tell them your name is cinnamon. Phone Post 3.0

I remwmber my first time at a male strip club too. Have fun bro!!

Are you getting married at age 16? Phone Post 3.0

HeHitsMeBecauseHeLovesMe - Internet porn doesn't try to talk to me about stupid bullshit. Phone Post 3.0
yeah but internet porn doesn't grind on your boner or put their tits in your face Phone Post 3.0

Wolfs Law - How are you getting married and have never been to a titty bar before? Phone Post 3.0
Never felt like paying for blue balls. Should be a fun time partying and checking this thing out finally. I knew it was weird to be 29 and not have gone. So I just knew right away when asked what I was gonna do. Go see some tits at a strip club! Phone Post 3.0

Been with my girl for 9 years btw and always wanted a family and a house. Really excited about life so i won't be doing anything stupid. Phone Post 3.0

Congrats and have fun! (I got no advice about anything!)

Don't get lap dances from just one girl. As many different poons as possible, different races would be sweet too. These might be the last poon you will feelz.