Flintstone vitamins are now making a tranny version with puberty blockers

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

April 30th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of trans-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood transition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.

“Yes, zis seems all very ethical,” said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. “Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history.”

Flintstones vitamins’ new girl-to-boy chewables will be made of anabolic steroids with vitamins and delicious fruit flavors added in. The vitamins will be completely organic and hormone-free-- except, of course, for the synthetic hormones which are the active ingredient.

Some politicians expressed alarm at the thought of giving synthetic hormones to young children, but they quickly fell silent after Bayer threatened to pull campaign donations and business from their states.

Within 5 years this article won’t be satire.

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Now fortified with HIV.

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Sadly true

I 100 percent believe OP believes that article and probably has already donated to a Halt the Hormones gofundme.

LOL.

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Face Palm GIF by Captain Obvious

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Well that .001 % of the population is taken care of then

It didn’t even occur to me that it was until the the typed out German accent.

U saw “zis” and assumed it was a new pronoun I hadn’t seen. Got me for a second lol. Sad.