Food Poisoning via BP breakfast sandwich

Should’ve known better. Shitting my asshole out right now. Didn’t eat lunch because I felt weird so at least there is that. Less food to eject.

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As in BP gas station?

Do you know there are places out there that just sell food… like actual good food?

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No need to be a dick. I was in a hurry. I’m paying dearly already.

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Chappelles Show Poop GIF

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This just happened.

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angry bridesmaids GIF

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Poop Diarrhea GIF

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LOL Homeslice cant stay away from the gas station food!

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Poop Pooping GIF by swerk

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little girl good job GIF

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John Goodman Reaction GIF

RIP

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poop GIF

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I like how you refer to yourself in the third person

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I feel way better now. Ready for another breaky sandwich!

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I feel you, man. Not too long ago I experienced something quite similar, although it was a Jimmy John’s sub. And yes I’d still go back. And no I don’t even like Jimmy John’s that much.

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I had a Philly Cheese Steak from a vending machine back in March and haven’t been right since.

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You gotta wash that shit down with some rotisserie chicken!

It’s the only way!!

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I’ve been washing down so many BP sandwiches with rotisserie chicken so much lately!

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Nothing like a gas station sausage biscuit. You open it up to put some mustard on it and see that half of the inner biscuit is mysteriously glued to the patty.

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