Forget about The Sports Illustrated Curse

Let's discuss The Steven Seagal Curse!

Dude is bad luck for Anderson Silva's opponents.

Segal is the best trainer in MMA history. Proof is in the pudding. Phone Post

 anderson needs to get rid of that fat fuck... he's tainting Silvas reputation.

Curses are real, just like Santa Clause and Jesus. Phone Post

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rookie29 - Curses are real, just like Santa Clause and Jesus. Phone Post

Did you miss the joke behind the thread or do you just want to impress the Internet community with your enlightenment? Phone Post

I'm mocking the idea that "curses" exist. It doesn't matter if you open a mummy tomb or trade Babe Ruth. Then I used it mock the idea of kids believing in Santa Claus with some adults belief in religion.

Welcome to the Internet. Phone Post

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Jesus and Santa were actually both historical figures. So your little joke there failed