Whoa! Thought I was having a stroke when I saw this.
Looked just like that little sum bish !!
Exactly what I pictured when reading
You know it is time to go home if the bar monkey bitch slaps you and takes your drink.
white people pfft
@rigpig just bring a comb next time:
I lost it
dont even have a brush…
only ma teef brush
Great, now you and @Soup are the only 2 people that have ever made me go “awwwwww” audibly, just great!
Edit: and I’m right there with you brother
Not sure if it was before or after the incident. But I was on this shitty bus traveling to the next spot. And there was a Thai woman in front of me. Something was moving in her hair around her neck. Then these little beady eyes looked at me.
It was something like this. I got her to take a picture of me holding it. She said it was illegal to have them.
People were telling me after, that some of those tiny little monkeys are highly poisonous.
One day I’ll get off my ass, find the picture and post it.
“The toxin is obtained by licking a sweat gland on their arm, and the secretion is activated by mixing with saliva.”
“They have become an internet sensation thanks to videos of them raising their arms to be ‘tickled’. However, a slow loris with its arms raised is actually taking a defensive posture.“