Found A French Fry In My Pussy

Does this happen to anyone here? I had McDonalds last night when me and the girls was drunk. I woke up and there was a French fry in my pussy. It was moldy as shit. It smelled like a fish stick. Do you think I can sell it on the internet?

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I could tell it’s not a good thing to do. The salt went in my meat caverns and started to irritate me when I woke up. Giiiirls keep food out of the beef wagon!

You won’t ignore me when I start making twerk fart videos

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OH MY GOD IS THAT REAL!? WHAT IS THAT?

FUCK YOU! YOU STOLE MY THREAD YOU RATCHET HO!

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I bet you have busted ass nails and stank ass flop hair, ho

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Yeah dis her:

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Ayyy girl I’m a sell it on eBay call it meat curtains fries ayyyyyy

Are you sure it isn’t a fish stick?

Did I SAY IT WAS SOME MAFUCKING FISH STICK?

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Geegeemacky

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What da fuck is dat?

I had make-up sex with OP. But only once.

Fuck you I ain’t have sex with your trifling ass

Okay twice. But I don’t count that…whatever you called that.

Trans moment. Sat on a potatoe. Was it russet or red?

You wish you could have dis muffin but you can’t! I’d rather put a spider in my pussy! At least a spider know how to move good!

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