Friend grew “the devil’s dick pepper”

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No wonder he always seems angry

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Proof that god exists and he has a really fucked up sense of humor.

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So your friend “fertilized” his plants … gross

How much for the red butt plug ?

Accurate thread title

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First post nails it as always.

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At least it’s circumcised

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Awkward conversation with the Devil:

“So for the price of your soul, you want the ability to grow hot peppers in the form of my penis? To scale?”

“Yeah, my friends will get a big kick out of that.”

“You’re sure about this? Nothing else you’d rather choose? Riches, a beautiful harem of women, amazing fiddle skills? Maybe you’d just like to keep your soul for now, and think on it?”

“Nah, I already took the offer. Just let me grow them dick peppers. Wave your evil wand or whatever. EVIL WAND, hahahaha! I’m gonna call them that.”

“Well, OK then. The Devil’s dick pepper growing ability shall be yours. Just remember, it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. Maybe tell people that when you share the peppers.”

Somewhere an OGer with amazing fiddle skills, is not amused, and now has you on ignore