Frogs....

 The little fuckers are eating all of my worms in my compost pile.  I searched online for a cure to my National Geographic-worthy frog population but didnt find anything.  Anyone have a way to get rid of these pests?  They are too small to kill and eat...

pellet gun.

hire some school kids to try and thin em out. maybe attract some birds that eat them

Find someone who has some time on their hands. Offer them 1 dollar for every frog they find in your pile of steaming stinking compost pile. GREEEEEEEEEEEEED shall fix your problem.

cartoon of cigarettes.

you are welcome