Fuck you birds outside my window

4:28 am on sunday. Stfu!!!! That is all Phone Post 3.0

Fahkin birds Phone Post 3.0

SWAWWWWWKKK!!!! Phone Post 3.0

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^ looking into that shitnonce hd opens at 8 am!! Phone Post 3.0

And vtfu Phone Post 3.0

Bb gun... Just sayin Phone Post 3.0

We tried a fake owl - didn't work Phone Post 3.0

Lol..parents of a newborn...every minute of sleep counts! Even half a minute counts. Phone Post 3.0

Fuck you, chirp chrip birdch Phone Post 3.0

Wife was up too... Early sexytime!! Yay!! Phone Post 3.0

Can't agree more I have been bed ridden for over 3 weeks and their is a god dam woodpecker in the tree right outside my window I don't think I have ever hated anything so much in my life Phone Post 3.0

Leigh - Years ago, a crow would wake me every morning. I got pissed off and climbed up to its nest and killed it. While I was doing it, more crows came and tried to attack me.

For 2 weeks afterwards, I was dive bombed when I left the house.

It wasn't like a horror movie with hundreds, it was only about 5-6 crows in the initial attack and one or two daily afterwards. It was still quite surreal though Phone Post 3.0
Crows are very smart and have a good memory. Phone Post 3.0

microbiologynerd - ^ looking into that shitnonce hd opens at 8 am!! Phone Post 3.0
Just spray WD-40 where you don't want birds to go. They hate that stuff Phone Post 3.0

Gammo whisper. Silenced pellet gun. Perfect for the urban environment. Shoot from back in the room slightly and you can't hear anything outside. Phone Post 3.0

I actually really like that sound....provided they arent sitting on my sill. Phone Post 3.0

Aluminum pie tins work well. Get some string and string them up on the branches. Put 4-5 up and see if that works. The noise they make startles them. Phone Post 3.0

Funny with the owl. I use to have one hang out in my back yard every now and then and hoot all dam night shit drove me crazy Phone Post 3.0

Had a robin that saw its reflection in my windows and was constantly trying to attack it. Amusing at first but got old fast. Actually bought a bb slingshot and never got close. Phone Post 3.0

Leigh - Years ago, a crow would wake me every morning. I got pissed off and climbed up to its nest and killed it. While I was doing it, more crows came and tried to attack me.

For 2 weeks afterwards, I was dive bombed when I left the house.

It wasn't like a horror movie with hundreds, it was only about 5-6 crows in the initial attack and one or two daily afterwards. It was still quite surreal though Phone Post 3.0
he was only trying to get you to see through your third eye. Phone Post 3.0