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Go fuck.....why are you posting? If you need boner help I will send my selfies again

Here mabn have some more tasty margaritas. Its alll free dont worry about it.

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Fett tdk el pescadero is in san diego and all i wanted was to have a eeer together

Hebtold me this awhile agi so i cant be mad. But i maybe i can wild eact it lol!!! Phone Post 3.0

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In for eventual drunk dick pics. Phone Post 3.0

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Wow, so drunk he slurs his typing Phone Post 3.0

So did he pass out? Phone Post 3.0

Nothing more annoying than the clown who acts drunk.

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Buenos dias. Allow me to translate: open bar rehearsal dinner and several margaritas and champagnes later, i arrved here a sloppy mess.

Hoping to meet og'er fett tfk el pescadero, i forgot he was in san diego all weekend.

Remembered to have a coconut water before bed- when i found jaws on amc.

There was something about my dick being a shark that my drunk wife was not amused with, and i dont recall any sexytime. Her family is also here in the rented house watching the baby.

This may happen again at the wedding this afternoon. Yay! Phone Post 3.0