Fungus gives women instant super orgasm

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/even-fungus-can-give-woman-orgasm Phone Post 3.0

MAKE A FUCKING COLOGNE OUT OF THAT SHIT.........IDJUTS...........

It must be a specific strain because I'm covered in the stuff and it has the opposite affect.

Fungus humungus.

furiously rubs dick with mushrooms

Time for mushroom meme.

"Of course all tge ladies love me. I can make them come and I'm a fungi"! Phone Post 3.0

BIGWHITESEXY -


MAKE A FUCKING COLOGNE OUT OF THAT SHIT.........IDJUTS...........

This. I would like this to be a cologne. Phone Post 3.0

"Dictyophora species"

Appropriately named. Phone Post 3.0

"even fungus can give woman orgasm"

Thanks for making me feel even worse Phone Post 3.0

I know I'm short but kind of a dick move calling me a fungus Phone Post 3.0

Time to give chicks ringworm.

In Phone Post 3.0

Greatest discovery ever?

Uhhhh, in... Phone Post 3.0

Name it the poonanny tamer Phone Post 3.0

Spinning Shit - Time for mushroom meme.

"Of course all tge ladies love me. I can make them come and I'm a fungi"! Phone Post 3.0
He'll be here all week, folks. Tip your server. Phone Post 3.0

Can I put it on my dick? Phone Post 3.0

Rashomon - "Dictyophora species"

Appropriately named. Phone Post 3.0

 yup...

Hawaiian dictyophora sp. with two peridium

Does anyone else feel like this has to be a hoax? No way does the fungus that makes wen cum look like a dick. Just no way. Phone Post 3.0

Hammerstein - There's gotta be a mushroom stamp joke in there somewhere.
There's not mushroom for jokes like that around here Phone Post 3.0