Funny Bob Vila story

Not my story, but Bob Vila was supposedly a huge asshole back when he was on This Old House around Boston. A guy saw him in town and called out "Hey Bob, build anything lately?" and he replied "Yeah, I built a dog house and fucked your mother in it."

I can tell you for a fact that he was in part the inspiration for Tim Allen's character on Home Improvement. --Mostly the idea that he wasnt't nearly as competent as he thought and had guys under him who clearly knew their stuff a lot beter.