FUUUUUU....357.3 LBS!!! Need Your Help OG!

I am absolutely disgusted with myself.  This can’t go on any longer OG.  I need to be held accountable for this NOT to continue.  I have always been an overweight guy and had cracked over 300 lbs. back about 2010 or so.  The girl I have been dating asked me to step on her scale she keeps in her bathroom and we were both in shock.  FUCKING 357.3 lbs.  You fat fuck. 
 
I have always used my charm, game and sense of humor to make up for where I totally lacked in physique but THIS weight is way too excessive.  I CANNOT and WILL NOT continue this road to obesity.  I am only 6’ tall and need to lose some serious weight.  (NO SHIT BIG E).
 
So OG, help me out.  Here is what I am proposing.  I need some motivation for myself and thought this may be a good idea to keep myself accountable.  As you guys see, I have been a member here for 6 years and have been part of some cool experiences with some OG/UG bros.  I am wagering $50 to the first 5 people that I will lose a minimum of 10 lbs. per month for the next 3 months until I am totally in a groove and on a road to achieve my goal of 100 lbs.  This bet is only for Big EP to pay out.  Those who are in will not have to pay me anything each month.  I just need some financial motivation to stay on track.   
 
For those who are willing to accept, if I do not achieve the 10 lbs. per month, then I will PayPal or mail you a money order for $50 each month to the 5 OG’ers.  Here is my target weight each month:
May 17th – 347.3 or less
June 17th – 337.3 or less
July 17th – 327.3 or less
 
I have been giving this much thought today and have a basic plan for my meals (groceries were bought today) and my workout plans are in order.  I am also giving up certain foods which have been my downfall and will concentrate on making my meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  The woman I have been spending most of my time with is on board as well and will stay on my ass to assist me during this process.
 
SO, WHO’S WITH ME?  I NEED 5 TAKERS!  HELP ME OUT OG!

Always here to help out Phone Post 3.0

Best of luck to you man! Stay the course and it will happen Phone Post 3.0

Good luck, fella......

God damn. Try hard made me look like a dick. I'm totally in for the Monday to hold you accountable. But I also am very knowledgable about these things and would be happy to help in pms Phone Post 3.0

what is your main downfall? fast food? soda? injecting icing?

The first lbs are too easy. I'll take this bet when you get to 300 Phone Post 3.0

Good luck Phone Post 3.0

I'm in. I'll help you any way I can. 

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You're already eating a box of twinkles aren't you... Phone Post 3.0

quarcus 

Shoco 

Sagiv Lapkin 

moccaco 

forrestfan

Alright OG'ers, you guys are my Fab 5, minus the NCAA allegations.  I am going to TTT this thread every week or so or if you guys want an update before, feel free to TTT as well.

I'm in if you think it'll keep you motivated, but I'll donate the money to charity if you have to pay off. Phone Post 3.0

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Big EP - 


quarcus 



Shoco 



Sagiv Lapkin 



moccaco 



forrestfan



Alright OG'ers, you guys are my Fab 5, minus the NCAA allegations.  I am going to TTT this thread every week or so or if you guys want an update before, feel free to TTT as well.



I don't know those dudes, but perhaps you should pick fitness guys not just the first 5 that responded.   There's some great and knowledgable men around here.  Maybe vette you list and get the best help you can.



 



 



No I'm not lobbying for me. I will help and i don't want your money. 

forrestfan - what is your main downfall? fast food? soda? injecting icing?


Shit man, not working out or being as phsically active, dining out quite a bit with my job.  We entertain contractors about 3-4 times a week, whether it's lunch or dinner.  Fast food I have now and then but it's not something I do often.  When I do, it's usually Chick-Fil-A.  I don't drink much soda.  My go to is tea when I do eat out.  



We eat at steakhouses quite a bit so red meat is my usual protein.  Givng up the red for a bit.  Focusing on more fish and chicken, veggies during my meals.

KeezyDoesIt - The first lbs are too easy. I'll take this bet when you get to 300 Phone Post 3.0


I'll keep you posted Keezy.

Yall took the bet and this dude could have been holding 4 10lb weights on the scale lol! Phone Post 3.0

I'll offer moral support at least, good luck.