Gas. Lots of it.

I ate way too much from my favorite cut price chinese takout. I had roast duck with noodles in soup, prawn toast, crackers, dumblings, ate both fortune cookies and drank two cans of coke now I cant move and I'm unable to contain the magic. 

Get the app and go post up in the shitter. Just let it happen bro Phone Post 3.0

dhughes - Just put a bucket next to your computer. Phone Post 3.0

 

LOL. This is uncomfortable and the Mrs will be home soon. I dont know how I'm going to explain it. Especially seeing as I ate her food drank her coke and ate her fortune cookie which by the way seems to be pretty prohpetic

 

YOU WILL MAKE MANY CHANGES BEFORE SETTLING SATISFACTORY

I mean usually they are pretty cryptic