Get Vaccinated And Get Your Criminal Record Expunged!

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Wait, wut?

Get a few pesky rapes on your record? Get the shot.

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FFS man. I wonder if this is how the Romans felt just before the fall of the empire.

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Wtf. I hope this was an undercover sting or something.

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These cultists are making it very difficult for us non-conspiracy theorists to NOT believe that there’s something very strange going on here.

At this point we can at least all agree that the vaccine has little to do with Covid, right?

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So get shit expunged off your record that doesn’t effect you much after 10 years anyway.

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I don’t have a criminal record, but if I get Vax’ed can I do some dodgy shit real quick?

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Depends on your race and political affiliation

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Anyone facing charges over Jan 6th, and isn’t vaccinated should take advantage of this.

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Fine print at the bottom states: “with the exception of perpetrators involved in Capital insurrection”.

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It does say “considered” though…

With your record expunged, do you get back your right to vote? I wonder if that affects their decision on if/what to expunge.

Show a high probability of the right political affiliation, your record gets expunged and you get back the right to vote. Show a high probability of the wrong political affiliation, and unfortunately only part of your record could be expunged

Sounds like it’s just helping people file some shit they can do themselves. Good way to get people to get vaccinated though if that’s your goal.

Babylon Bee? I can’t tell anymore

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In LA you get your right to vote back upon completing your sentence, no need for expungement.

Interesting, I didn’t know that. Does that include felonies, or just misdemeanors

^ Felonies if 10 years have passed since your sentence ended.

Has to be. I mean, there’s no way it isn’t is there?