So, my girlfriend which is my first and only piece of ass i have ever gotten, decided to go on a student exchange trip to Yugoslavia. She was supposed to be studying Archaeology but apparently the only thing that got excavated and pillaged was her p@ssy! She met some goofy looking, hairy dude that looked like a slob and told him she wanted him to plow her ass like he was plowing a cornfield and he said “I’m serious, I’d do that.” which he did on several occasions. I told him i would beat his ass and he just told me that i should have no dealings with people on OG. I just can’t believe this happened it’s not like she was on video talking about how attracted she was to Eurotrash men! I was very upset about it and told her we were over.
I hit the dating scene as a young, single man wide open! I came to find out though that i had no game and couldn’t get laid if i was an egg in a henhouse. I was missing that puss bad though and decided to take some psychedelics’ to guide me to what i needed to do. I saw the light when i did and knew then she was my one and only! I decided not to listen to all the naysayers on the OG telling me to kick her to the curb. They are just so ignorant and immature. I just decided i should ghost the whole place. I definitely didn’t leave the forum because i was embarrassed or anything. Just wanted to get this off my chest!