I feel I should have a Hawaiian name since I drink copious amount of Kona coffee and I've been to practically every ABC Store in Waikiki when I travelled there.
I'm open to all suggestions. Also, tell me what the name means.
In before someone calls me the translation for Needle Dick. 
Keiki Kane Lava.
Konakope means kona coffee.
ikaika
humuhowdynukunuku'okolepuka.
i think this is also the state fish.
Pukalani
It's helpful to have a Hawaiian name, especially when you introduce yourself to locals. Mine is Wachufaka, but you can use it if you like.
ulehawa o punani
junon - Keiki Kane Lava.
Does this mean child of Lava? If it does, I think my backstory should be that I was birthed right before my mother was consumed by an erupting volcano.
shiki31 - Konakope means kona coffee.
I'll refer to it as that the next time I make an order. Coffeesofhawaii.com is tremendous btw.
meatrokket - ikaika
I like it.
Stu P Dasso - Mahulani
Is this a trick, Sir?
PatrickFreitas - humuhowdynukunuku'okolepuka.
i think this is also the state fish.
Although I like the amount of letters involved, I feel I should be able to pronounce the name. I'd be quickly exposed as a fraud if I tried to pass this as my name.
JIMMYNAKS - Pukalani
I like it.
The Adversary - It's helpful to have a Hawaiian name, especially when you introduce yourself to locals. Mine is Wachufaka, but you can use it if you like.
I concur. I feel it would help me build a rapport with the locals easier if they referred to me by a Hawaiian name.
wopyojah - ulehawa o punani
How dare you.
gary
come on that was a great name i gave you!!
wopyojah - come on that was a great name i gave you!!I'll have you know my penis is not filthy !
humu-homo-nui-canyoupassthepoimahalo
shiki31 - Konakope means kona coffee.LOL