Good house warming gift?

Buddy bought his first house, Im looking for a nice house warming gift, but he doesn’t drink. So wine/alcohol is out.

A truckload of treated lumber.

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poop knife.

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Does he do drugs? Some weed or cocaine should suffice if he’s too lame to drink.

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this looks like something you could make yourself for free.

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https://stargazercastiron.com/collections/skillets/products/12-inch-skillet

Candle Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

This is a good combo, a bit hard to find but he’ll love it!

giphy - 2021-06-29T172821.130

This is a great suggestion

No one said dildo yet? Come on OG. Getting soft on me.

Damn, 12 replies and not a single bad suggestion.

Dildo is too suggestive, you need to be subtle with your approach OP:

tenor - 2021-06-29T174717.797

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You guys are too hardcore, might have to ask the liberals of reddit

I see what you did there

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OG pro membership

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If it’s just a housewarming gift I would probably go with one of those handy space heaters but pretty strange route to go down in the summer.

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Stripper pole is never a bad choice, just awkward presenting it because of the size.

Hide an egg in a vent with a tiny hole