Buddy bought his first house, Im looking for a nice house warming gift, but he doesn’t drink. So wine/alcohol is out.
A truckload of treated lumber.
Does he do drugs? Some weed or cocaine should suffice if he’s too lame to drink.
This is a good combo, a bit hard to find but he’ll love it!
This is a great suggestion
No one said dildo yet? Come on OG. Getting soft on me.
Damn, 12 replies and not a single bad suggestion.
Dildo is too suggestive, you need to be subtle with your approach OP:
You guys are too hardcore, might have to ask the liberals of reddit
I see what you did there
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If it’s just a housewarming gift I would probably go with one of those handy space heaters but pretty strange route to go down in the summer.
Stripper pole is never a bad choice, just awkward presenting it because of the size.
Hide an egg in a vent with a tiny hole