Got married yesterday.

Should I cut my nuts of now or later? They're basically useless now right? I'd just rather get it over with now if I must. Phone Post 3.0

It would help if we saw what you got married to.....

CONGRATS........KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG AND GORILLA FUCK HER INTO A COMA EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX AND YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE JUST FINE.   

No, don't get rid of your nuts just yet OP. You will need them to plant your seed so when she makes you divorce her ass, for cheating with the BBC, she'll have another way to make your life miserable by threatening to never let you see your child again.

Congrats and RIP.

You got married on a Monday ?



Also congrats and a VU!

Hopefully you didn't borrow money to pay for the wedding and such O.o Phone Post 3.0

teabagexpress - It would help if we saw what you got married to.....
Posted pics before but on phone right now. We just did a courthouse thing and spent all the money on a honey moon instead. Phone Post 3.0

BIGWHITESEXY -

CONGRATS........KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG AND GORILLA FUCK HER INTO A COMA EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX AND YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE JUST FINE.   


Best advice evaaaaa Phone Post 3.0

hubris -
Ha! Just saw that thread. Kudos for the apropos gif! Phone Post 3.0

That house blowing up is fuckin ridiculous. Phone Post 3.0

fahker - That house blowing up is fuckin ridiculous. Phone Post 3.0


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