Great Mike 'Platinum' Perry Quote

This guys rapidly becoming a fave of mine...

 

 

We're ridin with Mike.

- the Streets

I'm paraphrasing but he had one that went something like this "people mistook my God's gift tattoo as cocky, I'm going to get another tattoo that explains that tattoo". It was on the mma hour after his second win. It's been hard not to like the guy ever since. 

Platinum!

Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

Hmmmm, not sure, let me mull it over and I'll come back to you...

Outlaw'd by Lytle -
King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

Hmmmm, not sure, let me mull it over and I'll come back to you...

My faves is kourtney

Platinum mike is the truth!

Don't count your eggs before they hatch?

Don't poach your eggs before they hatch.

-Kenny Florian

I love me some Ratchet Ass Platinum Mike Perry

His finishes of Roberts and Ellenberger are some of the most brutal I've seen 

CRE - We're ridin with Mike.

- the Streets

Where's "That's Street" when you need him?

Don't ratchet your eggs before the Kingdom Come, yo. That's when the fire is. I guess.

Mike Perry is the A side - Skip Bayless

Fuck this et

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Stupid fucking app

what I meant to say is , fuck this eyebrow tattoo douche biscuit 

LMAO, I love his incoherent rants and fights.

As someone said in another thread, Mike Perry is the guy you would create when playing the UFC game career mode.

King of Pain - Fave? Who's your favorite Kardashian you faggot.

My fave is Rob.